@SeanAzze

Disgruntled copywriter. Aspiring disgruntled screenwriter. Husband. Father. Leo Messi Fan Club Treasurer. #COYS

 New York, NY 🇦🇷🇨🇺🇺🇸
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Joined January 2012
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The WGA should include in their demands that Netflix and other streamers leave the end credits full screen and not push me to watch Air Bud 4 the moment I finish Schindler's List.
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Men in Blazers
@MenInBlazers7h
After 526 days, and three Tottenham managers later, Dejan Kulusevski is back on a football pitch 🥹 Just imagine the emotions in this moment 🤍
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@DailyMail15h
EXCLUSIVE: Man City to face HUGE points deduction which will guarantee relegation
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Shit, I’d give him a million dollars
Suzie rizzio
@Suzierizzo1Oct 18
An attendee named Tommy at an Abdul El-Sayed Michigan Town Hall meeting asked him if he would disavow his Muslim brotherhood and his response was Epic and genuine.
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Had to double check that I wasn't watching highlights from Barcelona era Messi
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalkOct 18
Leo Messi has just scored these 2 goals in the span of 4 minutes at the age of 39. I swear I'm genuinely out of words. I don't know what to say.
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What did I say? 5 days on the job. A Zacharia
Sean Azze@SeanAzzeOct 13
Replying to @atrupar
We’re gonna have to update the dictionary from Scaramucci to Zacharia
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"Progressives have really got to figure out how to deal with this buzzkill problem. I know these are important issues, but you do realize we annoy the average American into fascism." - Marc Maron
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@shannonrwattsOct 15
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Sean Azze@SeanAzzeOct 12
No matter how bad you want to avoid using the word "moist", "damp" does not mean the same thing.
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No matter how bad you want to avoid using the word "moist", "damp" does not mean the same thing.
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3 weeks of peace, 3 weeks of normality and 3 weeks of forgetting what it feels like to be a Tottenham fan Tomorrow we are back!!
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Sean Azze@SeanAzzeOct 9
This reminds me of the "bowls of shit" conversation from The Wire
Simone Saidmehr
@saidmehr_simoneOct 8
Replying to @saidmehr_simone
haaretz.com/us-news/2026-10-…

'Traitor': Pro-Palestinian protesters boo Mamdani at October 7 vigil

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This reminds me of the "bowls of shit" conversation from The Wire
Simone Saidmehr
@saidmehr_simoneOct 8
Replying to @saidmehr_simone
haaretz.com/us-news/2026-10-…

'Traitor': Pro-Palestinian protesters boo Mamdani at October 7 vigil

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Gracias por todo, Leo
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@JuannDisOct 6
Mira el video que le hizo la cuenta de la Selección Argentina a Lionel Messi. “El mejor de todos, porque nos hizo mejores a todos”. Lágrimas.
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First use of the word “undeniable”. Will start a running counter.
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My son’s first word was “Mamdani” because of woke
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Between Man City and Ronaldo, this has been an incredible week for memes in the fútbol community.
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Avengers: Doomsday has Scorcher 6: Global Meltdown energy
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It's been so long since I've written a screenplay that I don't remember if I bold my sluglines.
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If you want an idea of how things are going in my marriage, my wife just scheduled a performance review.
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The @BeyondFest screening of this incredibly important documentary has sold out. Based on @alexgibneyfilm's reputation and what I know about Musk, this is a vital documentary for everyone to see in 2026. They even included the tweets. @bleeckerstfilms youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?si=a-Vx…

Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street

Watch the Official Trailer for MuskOnly in Select Theaters October...

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