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Our own @hermesauslander is off on some much needed personal time. Check out our Patreon in the meantime 🍻 #scuttbuttpod See you in a couple weeks, cheers! patreon.com/hermesauslander/…
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“Didn’t ask…”? 😂
🚨 #BREAKING: Mathematicians begin boycotting AI, as it solves hundreds of decades-long unsolved problems: "Mathematicians did not ask for this work to be done"
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We reviewed #GranTorino this with BFF of the BFE Hermes Auslander (@hermesauslander). Does it thoughtfully confront prejudice, or just give Eastwood two hours to weaponise the phrase “back in my day”? #Apple and #Spotify links below: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… open.spotify.com/episode/29k… #FilmTwitter #ClintEastwood #GetOffMyLawn #PodcastRecommendations
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A father of two was murdered. No one deserves to die for simply speaking. Although we won’t defend every opinion, this will always be tragic. We hope Charlie Kirk’s family doesn’t ever see the video, & only remembers the good. Our thoughts & condolences go out to them.
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We see your likeness & raise you a bad batch in return! 😂🍻
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That squirrel was born on base..
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Yet another reason #scuttbuttpod exists. Sure, we joke plenty, but go check our COVID receipts from the military medicine front lines during the insanity. It was only possible because of our anonymity, commitment to truth & respect for all opinions regardless of rank.
Let me explain to you what I hate about the military. It lies. I don’t like it. Not even a little bit. My mind drifts back to Afghanistan in particular. And the two tours I did there. I remember how awful the Afghan army was. Way back in 2010. I remember they objectively couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag. I remember thinking what a waste of time it was; training them. They didn’t listen and all they seemed to want to do was molest young boys. I remember an entire well equipped battalion of ANA begging me for air support. Because a couple of Taliban harassed them with small arms. I also remember writing God knows how many reports detailing this. I also remember being yelled at for what I wrote. I mean REALLY screamed at. “Why does your Blue 1 say the ANA didn’t do X, Y, or Z? That just means YOU failed to make them successful. Every success is theirs, and EVERY failure is yours. Do you fucking understand?” I had that actual conversation. I’m sure I’m not the only one. Then I’d see reports from my higher to even higher. SITREPs with a glowing review of Afghan capability. It was a miracle they hadn’t won the war with the shit these colonels and generals were saying. Fast forward to summer 2021. I hadn’t been to Afghanistan since 2013. But when I watched the crumble of the Afghans in real time, I just remember thinking “yep, that’s about right.” It was just NOT a surprise to me. It wasn’t. Others who were with me on the ground knew this as well, we had the same read. So when generals and politicians say there was no way they could see it coming, I call defiant BS. Every one of us knew that would be how it ended. We got into that situation because our truth was filtered into lies. And we punished people for telling the truth. Don’t take my word for it. I’m sure this will create a thread of hundreds of comments echoing the same thing. Have we solved this problem in the military though? Reporting truthfully? I don’t think we have. In fact, I KNOW we haven’t. So let this post serve as a shot across the bow that this must change. Because the next guys we fight won’t necessarily be inbred terrorists with AK47s, mandresses, and flip flops.
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A tough week here for #scuttbuttpod but as always @hermesauslander has the helm & will see us through the storm 🍺 Ep375 available on all podcast platforms. thescuttlebuttpodcast.buzzsp…
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UPDATE: ❤️❤️❤️
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Still waiting on @NavyMedicine & @DoD_DHA to let us work out so…
The High-T Department of War.
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After Parties are always twice as much fun, but nearly always twice as controversial too... so we just went ahead & saved them for Patreon😅 Come join the shenanigans & see why all the VIP ropes & curtains🍻 #scuttbuttpod patreon.com/hermesauslander/…
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Pictures rarely do this man any justice, but we still try 😅🍻😂
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Another amazing convo with an even more amazing guy🍻 As we welcome @Bergershai to Ep374 we are especially grateful for the better audio this time round!🤣 #iykyk #scuttbuttpod Ep374 available on all podcast platforms! thescuttlebuttpodcast.buzzsp…
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Only a day late & few dollars short 🤣 Ep373 w/ @Onearmedmadman has officially dropped in celebration of USA's big 250th birthday! Check out all the fun #scuttbuttpod got up to on this latest holiday weekend!🍻 Ep373 available on all podcast platforms! thescuttlebuttpodcast.buzzsp…
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At long last #scuttbuttpod has returned for your listening (dis)pleasure! Come join @hermesauslander & @Onearmedmadman as they get ahead of some of the internet's latest round of shenanigans🍻 Ep372 available on all podcast platforms! thescuttlebuttpodcast.buzzsp…
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Tragic news. A great actor and a genuinely good man. RIP Sam Neill.
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