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roc marciano and james bond in the same category
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“ohhhh look at me im lance oppenheim i directed four incredible documentaries and a film and im only 30 ooohh look at me im friends with robert pattinson and nathan fielder and my wife is gorgeous ohhh” fuck you lance oppenheim
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Seeing Billy call it X in You Can See Everything
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you can see everything whale fall
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all you lucky bitches who live in actual cities got it good, wish a small town slut like myself could witness the AOT orchestra
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guess I’m cool with a lady piranha eating my meat but… a dude piranha… kinda sus right?
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Easiest way to say no to someone is to add playa after “nah playa” it’s like i denied you but at least i called you a playa
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hey everyone ! make sure to go buy gasoline for car
🤝 Paid partnership
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once again considering asking my local coffee shop if i can come shadow for a day to see how the magic happens but afraid it’ll ruin my illusion
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chip o hoy
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just made my best batch of fresh salsa so far and yeah fuck that jar shit
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a day after i finish watching the Oceans trilogy again i get news that soderbergh is helping finish Batman part 2 bro
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ACAB
🚨 A family opened their back door to let their dog out... and a cop they didn't know was there KILLED her in five seconds. Then he pointed his gun at her OWNER. Her name was Tesla. A 3-year-old black Lab from Rochester, New York. October 19th, 2018. Police were chasing two suspects through backyards. They already had them in CUFFS. It was OVER. But Officer Javier Algarin hopped the Dempsey family's fence AGAIN. No warrant. No knock. Nobody inside even knew he was there. Three seconds later, Charles Dempsey opened the back door. Tesla ran off her OWN porch into her OWN backyard. "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey!" BANG. BANG. Five seconds. She was DEAD. Then he turned the gun on Charles. "LEAVE MY PROPERTY!" Charles screamed. "Get back!" the officer yelled. Years later, under oath: Could this have been avoided if you'd just knocked and asked permission? His answer: "Yes." The family fought for seven years. A federal jury found him PERSONALLY liable. $125,000. Rochester's training? "DELIBERATE INDIFFERENCE." At least 6 dogs killed by that department from 2017 to 2019. And that officer? He's STILL on the job. In 5 days it'll be EIGHT YEARS since Tesla died in her own yard. HOW IS HE STILL WEARING A BADGE?!!!!!!
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marsha blackburn wants to burn the blacks
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it’s like… if you know someone is a piece of shit but defend them because you like them … bro you’re probably a piece of shit too idk man … like you’ve seen the evidence dawg? that’s on u bro
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shad retweeted
Everybody is so grown and mature until it's time to apologize or communicate
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somebody need to run up on palm beach pete bruh
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yall better be careful at the grocery store idk dawg
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Danny Trejo's son posted this about his father's upcoming movie. It's very sad and eye opening
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