My daily schedule as a Seattle PD officer: 5am: Wake up to start my commute from Idaho 8am: Shooting called in over the radio. I turn it off - it's too loud and I need a nap. 11am: Shuffle the homeless from one neighborhood to another 1pm: lunch 3pm: Shuffle them from the next neighborhood 5pm: An acorn lands on my car. It sounds like a gunshot. I discharge my service weapon in a 360 spin injuring many civilians. One of them screams in pain for help. I arrest them for obstructing my investigation. 7pm: The stress of shooting that person has given me PTSD. Apply for disability and have the tax payers pay me $200k/year for the rest of my life 8pm: drive back to Idaho 10pm: Beat my wife