#Liverpoolblogger & entrepreneur. She/her. Fuck the Tories @Scousebirdshop [email protected] šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦

L1 1DS
Joined April 2012
Steph Johnson retweeted
I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
361
1,698
53
15,205
466,296
The same police force who had to deal with the trauma of the Southport attacks is dealing with yesterday's incident. Releasing information about the driver early to try and avoid a repeat of the Farage riots was exceptional policing. Agenda free common sense.
132
222
5
2,485
62,796
Mother’s Day soon! šŸ’– Don’t leave it last minute—free delivery on all greetings cards, plus loads of mugs and cute local jewellery to make your ma feel dead special. Is she a 5-star ma? Does she love a posh cuppa? SORTED scousebirdshop.com/collectio…
3
2,702
Mother’s Day is NEXT weekend! šŸ˜‚ Free delivery on all greetings cards, so get yours sorted now and make sure your ma gets the love she deserves! or you'll be off the roast guest list šŸ’– scousebirdshop.com/collectio…
2,665
This is why I say I can’t live without my scouse bird diary. It’s true. Do you know how many hilarious thoughts and life changing ideas I’ve had just as I’m dropping off to sleep and too tired to write them down? scousebirdshop.com/products/…
5
2,506
That sound though! šŸ·āœØ Is there anything nicer than a fresh bottle of wine being poured? I think not. And what better glass to have it in than one with the Liverpool skyline on? Absolute *gorge*. šŸ˜
2
2,468
Ryanair be like: Flight out: 99p treat yourself Return: Ā£876 you may return… but for a price
7
3,275
Millennials love a sourdough starter because we miss our tamagotchis
1
2,447
I swear me washing machine eats socks. I’ve now got a drawer of singles like I’m running a dating app for footwear.
2
2,548
Just realised I spent December saying, ā€œIt’s fine, I’ll sort it in January,ā€ but now January me hates December me
3
2,934
What’s longer? A plank minute, a washing machine final minute, or the queue for the omelette station at the all inclusive?
2
1
7
5,292
Today is the day when traditionally your true love should give you 5 gold rings. So if they don’t, we riot.
2
3,534
Shout out to all the mums putting in the 2am Christmas Eve shift to make sure everything is magical in the morning
2
1
1
51
5,776
Happy ā€œblitzing the house like Jesus himself is coming to do an inspectionā€ day to all who celebrate
2
42
4,872
Happy ā€˜going out and spending Ā£345 on a food shop and then ordering a takeaway cos you’re not allowed to eat any of it’ day
2
4
76
7,243
Come on girls, only a few more days of slumming it with radox bubble bath until we get our soap and glory and lush sets. We can do this.
1
7
3,124
Every year I think, ā€œThis time, I’ll be organised,ā€ and every year I’m wrestling with sellotape at midnight on Christmas Eve. šŸŽ…
1
13
3,514
I’m in my ā€˜watching big city girls fall in love with small town boys at Christmas while eating crisps and drinking wine’ era
1
10
3,437
This is despicable terrys chocolate orange slander and I won’t stand for it
3
15
4,315
December should come with a warning: may cause extreme stress, overspending, and uncontrollable cheese consumption.
3
3,631