Screenwriters are job-creators.

I guess every high school just needs to build a ballroom.

Imagine if Nixon released the missing tape before destroying it.

Somebody wrote an article about my battle with AI

RNC headquarters watching tonight’s results come in.

Swept.

Maybe the world’s loudest Peace Prize nominee shouldn’t have spent so much time bragging about the 21 Venezuelans he’s murdered.

From 1922:

The next James Bond movie will be set in Boise.

Fun Fact! ICE agents do not get paid during a government shutdown.

Overheard in LA: “I think the moon is gonna be full on Saturday or some shit. Or maybe Friday?” “…I think Sunday?” “Yeah, like Saturday or some shit.” “Cool.” “Yeah, I like landscapes and shit, like Montana.” “That’s cool, man.”

Watch it’ll be Vance announcing a manhunt for Rollo Tomasi.

An obituary for a president.

Watch TMZ be the ones to break it.

Now's a good time to remind people that Woodrow Wilson had a stroke a year and a half before the end of his presidency, so his wife and doctor just "Weekend at Bernie's"-ed him rather than cede control to his vice president.

You just know that every news agency today is ready with a fact sheet on the highest open windows in Alaska.

From 1834, Sen. Henry Clay sewing Andrew Jackson's mouth shut to keep him from making defamatory statements to lay the groundwork for his abuses of power. Created by David Claypoole Johnston, via L.o.C.