
Writer of words. Twerker of butts. Currently the voice inside the head of @ScottDobbin
San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2011
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Important life update: After 3-4 months of hard work, my uber rating has gone from a 4.86 to 4.87. #blessed #anythingispossible #ThankYouUberDrivers
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this bitch…….
Sabrina Carpenter replaces herself at #1 again on the global Spotify chart.
“Espresso” dethrones “Please Please Please.”
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took 200 mg of adderall . God held me like a baby and asked if I would be strong enough to wage war against all of humanity , I nodded yes and my blood became imbued with his light and he handed me a sword made from bones of fallen angels
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"Why was this allowed to happen? And how can we prevent it from happening in the future? Those are the kinds of questions lesser documentarians may have sought to answer. Instead, we focused on what matters most: crime scene photos of dismembered limbs."
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Sometimes I gain consciousness and remember Shane Dawson proposed on two knees
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13 years ago today, lady gaga made her vmas debut with this iconic performance of paparazzi. and the rest is history. xitter.cf/ryanleejohnson/status/…
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Err, she was my ex-girlfriend.
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no way did god put human beings on this earth so we could give each other parking tickets


























