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Writer of words. Twerker of butts. Currently the voice inside the head of @ScottDobbin

San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2011
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Important life update: After 3-4 months of hard work, my uber rating has gone from a 4.86 to 4.87. #blessed #anythingispossible #ThankYouUberDrivers
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Sabrina Carpenter replaces herself at #1 again on the global Spotify chart. “Espresso” dethrones “Please Please Please.”
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took 200 mg of adderall . God held me like a baby and asked if I would be strong enough to wage war against all of humanity , I nodded yes and my blood became imbued with his light and he handed me a sword made from bones of fallen angels
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Can we normalize being quiet in the morning😭
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"Why was this allowed to happen? And how can we prevent it from happening in the future? Those are the kinds of questions lesser documentarians may have sought to answer. Instead, we focused on what matters most: crime scene photos of dismembered limbs." mcsweeneys.net/articles/our-…
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Sometimes I gain consciousness and remember Shane Dawson proposed on two knees
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13 years ago today, lady gaga made her vmas debut with this iconic performance of paparazzi. and the rest is history. xitter.cf/ryanleejohnson/status/…
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definitely check on your friend who “decided to rewatch bojack horseman”
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No prob = no problem All good = continue as you are but you are dead to me
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The sign you were looking for
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Distraction by kehlani had thee biggest hold over me in 2017
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Me everytime Sonya was on screen #MortalKombat
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Err, she was my ex-girlfriend.
I was reminded of that song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. It's a fucked up song if you listen to it. It's about a guy who sees a girl and "falls in love" purely based on her physical appearance. He knows nothing else about her. It's shallow as fuck and kind of shitty.
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"are u ok" bro i play the same game every single night don't ask me if i'm ok
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no way did god put human beings on this earth so we could give each other parking tickets
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Happy Birthday to me.
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every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed
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every morning when i look in the fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
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