Writer: TV's @BoJackHorseman, School of Rock and Conan. Voices: TV's @rickandmorty, @hotstreets and Zurtun. Watcher: TV's Muppet Show, Twin Peaks and Survivor.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2009
Westworld but instead of the sex and killing, it’s a place you can take naps anytime, anywhere, no questions asked.
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I wrote a Batman, and the amazing Michael Chernus (from Severance!) read it, and now you can listen to it!
Michael Chernus. @ScottChernoff. Batman. Harvey Dent. Need we say more? Check out the latest episode of The Novelizers pod.fo/e/445040
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When I was a kid, I had a subscription to Cracked magazine - it was like the Temu version of Mad magazine, but I loved it. Anyway, Cracked is something entirely different these days, but here I am in it! cracked.com/article_47440_ri…
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Anyone here like #StarWars? I do, and thanks to @riverdaleavenue I'm writing (another) book about it. Quick, someone please teach me how to to write.
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Nice walk through the neighborhood tonight.
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Scott Chernoff retweeted
For all the women during this election period...
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For my first ever live improv show at the @groundlings, our special guest was Teri Garr. I remember thinking both "I've made it" and being super nervous. Teri was even more nervous to not have a script, which fooled me. Of course, she was naturally amazing. One of the best ever.
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Scott Chernoff retweeted
*TRICK OR TWEET GIVEAWAY!* Two lucky people could win this signed pic of Deputy Hawk or one free Cooper Tour package found at visitpalmerhouse.com Just like-comment-retweet to enter! Two people will be chosen on Halloween! #twinpeaks #palmerhouse
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Scott Chernoff retweeted
Unless we put on one last show
The Church of Scientology is reportedly planning to buy the Jim Henson Company Lot. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/joker-2-r…)
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Based a Mad Libs I did in 1998.
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I miss him everyday
Raise a glass for John Ritter, born 78 years ago today.
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Scott Chernoff retweeted
Cats should only eat by putting a complete fish in their mouth and pulling out a perfect skeleton
Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
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