Chipmunk Attorney at Law.

Running across a busy road
Joined November 2012
This has the potential to be the most overrated storm of my life
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Over half an hour now with no redzone and a dead nfl+ app. Wtf are we doing?
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In a world rapidly filling with AI deepfakes and digital manipulation... How do we actually trust what we see online? Meet CAIM1... 🧵👇
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🚨 In a new court filing (below), Clippers owner Steve Ballmer dismisses @pablofindsout as “gossip” from a “former talking head and television personality.” Here is an excerpt from the federal whistleblower complaint, signed by two former Aspiration employees, which described how Ballmer’s Clippers allegedly used carbon credits “to pay Clippers forward Kawhi Leonard an incentivized bonus to circumvent the NBA’s salary cap, disguised as an organic marketing sponsorship agreement.” This complaint, submitted under penalty of perjury, was made in 2023, long before I acquired more than 3,000 pages of internal documents and financials. To dismiss our last year of careful reporting as “gossip” is to also dismiss the same whistleblowers who provided the roadmap for the federal government to successfully convict Joseph Sanberg. Thanks, Pablo
Five years ago, I invested in Aspiration, a company focused on environmental sustainability, a cause deeply important to me and my family. I also bought carbon credits and trees through the company to reduce the carbon footprint of the Clippers, Intuit Dome, the Kia Forum and all our fans and patrons. Aspiration’s founder, Joe Sanberg, engaged in fraud that injured many, and eventually, took the company down. I was duped and feel silly about that. Everyone who believed in Aspiration, including employees, customers and investors, was also duped. Everyone is still tallying the losses. Here is the letter I submitted to Judge Wilson ahead of Monday’s scheduled sentencing of Joe Sanberg. bit.ly/4mLHAlG
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Lord have mercy on Stefon Diggs chef tomorrow
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Replying to @DK64Trades
#scrap is the first dog on the first ledger
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6 years passionately creating YT content, educating & motivating Halo fans. 62k subscribers, hundreds of videos, it became a large part of my livelihood and life's work. Taken away in an INSTANT by a hacker, who turned my account in to a Ripple livestream. Now @TeamYouTube is refusing to give my channel back due to community guidelines violations made by the HACKER. There must be a mistake, this is a CRUEL punishment I am not responsible for and do not deserve.
Replying to @Shyway
Update: We know this isn't the news you were hoping to hear, but the policy team confirmed that your channel will remain terminated for violating our Community Guidelines (1/2)
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Writing the Fermi Paradox chapter of the book and man that topic just never gets old. Double the length of my 2014 post and updated with all the new ideas that have come out in the last decade. waitbutwhy.com/2014/05/fermi…
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Kick streamer Johnny Somali was banned from leaving South Korea and is facing over 10 years in jail
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Happy anniversary to one of horror's greatest twist endings.
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Shoutout to @_MLFootball for threatening me with legal action and thinking they trademarked the NFL logo!!!
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𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Aaron Rodgers was caught eating his boogers after the #Jets loss to the #Steelers 😅
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🚨 BREAKING: AI HAS MANAGED TO DECODE AND ENHANCE THE OBAMA AND BIDEN CONVERSATION. WE CANT BELIEVE IT.
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youd think iran was bombing crypto not israel
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🚨ANNOUNCING VERY BIG NCHART UPGRADE🚨 ~ Key takeaways ~ ‣ 5-25x speed improvement on DEX chart rendering ‣ 3-10x speed improvement on NFT chart rendering ‣ 2-6x increase in autocomplete query responsiveness ‣ 2 additional chains fully supported(DEX and NFT) with full historical data: Base & Arbitrum ‣ Chart data liveness now down to <1 second ‣ Backend now capable of extremely high concurrency, scalable up to ~200k+ communities if necessary 1/
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🚨🇺🇸CHUCK SCHUMER: OUR GOAL IS CITIZENSHIP FOR ALL 11M UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS "The only way we're going to have a great future in America is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the dreamers, and all of them. Our ultimate goal is to help the dreamers but also create a path to citizenship for all 11 million or however many undocumented immigrants are here." Source: @Breaking911
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Onion and Garlic powder in the spice cabinet
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Telegram quietly updates FAQ, removing: "All Telegram chats and group chats are private amongst their participants. We do not process any requests related to them."
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it took 15 years but my dark wish came true at last
i would like to see Tim Burton's darkly whimsical take on something less obvious, like a Denny's menu
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