When you're mad at me this is who you are mad at.

Joined July 2013
The idea that twitter users can vote is terrifying.
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6th rule of firearm safety: your pistol mounted light makes a great indoor flashlight if you’re not retarded.
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The hidden 5 rule of gun safety is you can dry fire upstairs with the windows open if you’re not a retard and you picked your neighbors well. But nobody ever wants to admit that.
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The smell of heavy solvents after a day of shooting #stuffthatrules
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Oh Red Dot sight, why are you always turned down to the lowest brightness on the first stage of a match. I check you the night before the morning of and before I holster you.
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Manifest destiny but to the north and we ship the commonwealth citizens back to their homeland. #250yearsstrong #canada
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he's wrong, but he's also probably never been to michigan.
Michigan is such a strangely Northeastern style state in the Midwest. Spiritually I think it is more connected to New York and Delaware and Massachusetts than Ohio and Indiana.
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「Dr. Outside MD ESQ. CQE MLT NFL CFB」 retweeted
Our jerseys just say "State." You know who the f**k we are.
Jeremy Fears Jr. with 27 assists across the first two games of March Madness. 🤯 A true floor general. 🪖
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joined a local parish a few weeks ago but haven't attended mass. they sent some grandmothers to my house to drop off a gift bag with banana bread. they really know how to trigger Irish Catholic guilt.
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man, i'm disappointed that drunk cigs are so great. i could really do this for 15 minutes every hour
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bring together leadership team to get alignment on how to move forward on project. leadership team spends an hour doing everything but getting alignment. repeat every 2 weeks for 4 months. the joys of working in a corpo
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dunk and egg show dunk and egg show dunk and egg show dunk and egg show dunk and egg show dunk and egg show
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last dunk and egg time for tonight
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dunk and egg show is pretty great
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this shits so gay. artificial intelligence is just reddit bullshit. if this is the future Ai ain't taking over they'll be creating fake ai mental disorders and complaining.
this shit is frying me. 😭 @MattPRD @moltbook
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i might be going blind in one eye, does this mean i get to say shit like "I’ve been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other"
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i've been retrospectively cucked. i want to die
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