I’m just here for the jokes & slander.

New York City
Joined November 2010
Scluse retweeted
The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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ドジャースタジアム周辺で多くのバーを運営する企業が、ドジャースのワールドシリーズ敗退による売上減を補うため、予測市場カルシで「進出しない」に6万ドルを賭けた。結果は約2倍のリターンとなり、追加のプレーオフ試合で得られるはずだったバーの売上の損失を補填することができたという。賭けサイトについては否定的だけど、こんな救われ方もあるのだなと。 reuters.com/sports/la-restau…
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Paul Skenes salary will be out of the Pirates comfort zone after next season and he will likely be playing somewhere else in 2028, per @JPerrotto (pittsburghbaseballnow.com/pi…)
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Adam Schefter is a owner and investor of two sports betting apps. Within a span of hours he tweeted that Jalen Hurts wouldn’t be put on injured reserve. Hours later the eagles put Hurts on IR. How is this not investigated?
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#Mets infielder Jefferson Rojas liked his first homer so much ... he decided to hit another! MLB's No. 68 prospect slugs his 2nd roundtripper 423 feet for the @Gigantes_Cibao:
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#blameKD even though KD stayed on top of his game at 36 and got u back this “culture” you love so much. Aye, Matthew acts like I got arrested for a DUI or sumn. Back to threads 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Suns owner Matt Ishbia on trading for Kevin Durant: "I kind of just threw money at the problem... Bringing in super talented players like Kevin Durant doesn't necessarily lead to championships." (Via @CNBCSport, h/t @TheNBABase)
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Scluse retweeted
You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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Scluse retweeted
the 2025 nlcs vs. the 2026 nlcs
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Postseason Hate Watch 2026 ✅ #LGM
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A moment of silence for Joe Davis who is crying right now
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…and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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O-Gambler strikes out on 3 pitches, West Coast #MrLowLeverage
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another Tanner Scott special
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Dustin May selling for his former teammates
SHOHEI OHTANI HOME RUN
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Scluse retweeted
what do y’all’s voices sound like 🤨
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How MLB Postseason bonuses work
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