Science Kitchen

Plastic is a commonly used alternative to stabilized liquid bromine.

George W Bush still owes Dick Cheney $5 from a Skee-Ball bet at Chuck-E Cheese's from 2003.

Trump's administration may deny science, but it will never deny the kitchen. Pizza was invented by a 4 year old from Oklahoma.

Science.

Never sneak up on a man who has been in a chemical fire.

THIS DAY IN SCIENCE HISTORY, 1949: Fleeing survivors of an orgy/bear attack discover moist towelette technology in a crashed ufo.

Aaron Carter's "That's How I Beat Shaq" is based on a Charlotte Bronte novel of the same name.

Okay, we can't keep this secret any longer: Guy Fieri is just Emeril Lagasse in witness protection.

Great work by our colleagues. RT @ClickHole: 20 Facts That Will Make You Rethink Everything You Know About Science clickhole.com/r/1521tsd

Stephen Hawking's lesser known achievements include being the inventor of the Etch-A-Sketch and the Brazilian wax.

Well, it's Wednesday. You know what that means. Jim is wearing his "fun tie" today. youtu.be/RFfZhT7U33A

Magazines in the dentist office lobby are free to take if you have teeth.

Elm trees are actually just really really tall people in disguise.

Pears make great coffee table centerpieces.

Well, we're back. We brought you this. New Science Kitchen here: youtu.be/7eUx2gEgmvc

Maybe you're wondering where we've been the last few days. Frankly, so are we. Anyway, new Science Kitchen tomorrow. Call your lawyer.

Here you go. Your very own Science Kitchen. You can keep it. We don't really want it. youtu.be/SD2YbDeJ0K8

Also, you only think it's Tuesday. Remember who the scientists are here.

No tweets from us on this Saturday as we honor the great scientist Albert Einstein, who never tweeted on Saturdays falling on October 28.

Joe Biden released a rap album in 1990, claiming someday he would be king of "Capitol Trill", in reference to Capitol Hill.