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I’m pretty boring. Weaponized X-Men Autism. A love/hate relationship with VW
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Dok’s Axioms
#1 - if you don’t think it can get worse/dumber, you simply lack sufficient imagination.
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Disturbed Florida mom arrested after husband found video of her having sex with family dog: cops trib.al/jzt5HMC
Dude! @Aaron_Sparrow send me a care package. Full of toys! (I already put Rock N Roll on the shelf with the rest of the Joes) and thanks to @CoolestGeekJBS for the X-Men!
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Foreigners used to have the decency to come here and quietly and graciously live under the shade of freedom that we provided them.
Now they hop off the plane, demand our money, demand that we fight their wars for them, and then lecture us on what our ancestors who built this country akshully wanted.
I am not going to be lectured on America by ungrateful foreigners who haven’t even been here as long as most of my baseball hats.
The gay little psyop of pretending the only problem is illegal immigration is over. It’s all a problem, and enough is enough. No more foreign enclaves, no more demonic statues, no more pagan temples, no more signs with fifty different languages that all look like chicken scratch, no more judges with Star Wars names writing non-sensical laws from the bench, no more ER waiting rooms that look like a third-world bazaar, no more America fighting stupid wars on behalf of your stupid foreign clans, no more remittances, no more welfare for you and your million anchor babies or chain-migrated sister wives and brother husbands.
Enough. We’ve had enough.
The Republican Party and Republican voters across the country must reject the woke right racists like this bigot. When we talk about issues of immigration, the FOCUS is on 1. Illegal immigration, 2. Ideology. You don’t belong in America if you’re here illegally. You also should not be here if you hate our country and our values.
You’re a disgusting Nazi sympathizer if you’re attacking a bunch of brown kids embracing American culture and you have no place in public office.
I stopped at a random comic shop in Ohio & found a bunch of newsstand UXM issues that I needed. So that was cool. Overpaid but a lot of them are in the post-00’s era where newsstand is tough to find.
And just like that, @FaceofyourDoom has arrived. I cannot wait to dig in. I’m taking it with me on my roadtrip tomorrow so I have something to do/read.
Might have went a little overboard on Joe purchases on vacation. I’ve passed on that Snake Eyes Origins Baroness like 200 times but finally gave in this trip.
At the Walmart near New River Gorge in WV on my way home earlier, I found an actually stocked Joe section. And here’s what I bought. I had to have some self-restraint to not buy more DIRE Tech Night Creepers.
Cast as “kid with a crustache”
Noah Jupe has been cast in ‘AVENGERS: SECRET WARS’.
His role is being kept secret.
(deadline.com/2026/09/avenger…)
I own this shirt. I wear this shirt. I love this shirt. I’m white as fuck.
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Amazon did me right the other day at $20 off. I love these Dreadnoks
I think I should declare myself for the WNBA draft. I’m a 5’10 fatass who smokes while playing basketball. And I haven’t even played basketball in 25 years. I’m destined for WNBA greatness