@ScienceJesus

I’m pretty boring. Weaponized X-Men Autism. A love/hate relationship with VW

Pittsburgh
Joined July 2009
Dok’s Axioms #1 - if you don’t think it can get worse/dumber, you simply lack sufficient imagination.
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And absolutely nothing will happen as a consequence.
NEW: A House Judiciary report just dropped screenshots of ActBlue's internal Slack messages. They show staff knowingly waved through foreign donations—using "verification" methods you won't believe. Thread 🧵👇
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Disturbed Florida mom arrested after husband found video of her having sex with family dog: cops trib.al/jzt5HMC
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But… 2 sucked? Not as bad as Clerks 3, but it was fucking BAD.
Filming for ‘Jay and Silent Bob 3’ will start in early 2027
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Dude! @Aaron_Sparrow send me a care package. Full of toys! (I already put Rock N Roll on the shelf with the rest of the Joes) and thanks to @CoolestGeekJBS for the X-Men!
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Dok (Version 1.1) retweeted
Foreigners used to have the decency to come here and quietly and graciously live under the shade of freedom that we provided them. Now they hop off the plane, demand our money, demand that we fight their wars for them, and then lecture us on what our ancestors who built this country akshully wanted. I am not going to be lectured on America by ungrateful foreigners who haven’t even been here as long as most of my baseball hats. The gay little psyop of pretending the only problem is illegal immigration is over. It’s all a problem, and enough is enough. No more foreign enclaves, no more demonic statues, no more pagan temples, no more signs with fifty different languages that all look like chicken scratch, no more judges with Star Wars names writing non-sensical laws from the bench, no more ER waiting rooms that look like a third-world bazaar, no more America fighting stupid wars on behalf of your stupid foreign clans, no more remittances, no more welfare for you and your million anchor babies or chain-migrated sister wives and brother husbands. Enough. We’ve had enough.
The Republican Party and Republican voters across the country must reject the woke right racists like this bigot. When we talk about issues of immigration, the FOCUS is on 1. Illegal immigration, 2. Ideology. You don’t belong in America if you’re here illegally. You also should not be here if you hate our country and our values. You’re a disgusting Nazi sympathizer if you’re attacking a bunch of brown kids embracing American culture and you have no place in public office.
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I stopped at a random comic shop in Ohio & found a bunch of newsstand UXM issues that I needed. So that was cool. Overpaid but a lot of them are in the post-00’s era where newsstand is tough to find.
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And just like that, @FaceofyourDoom has arrived. I cannot wait to dig in. I’m taking it with me on my roadtrip tomorrow so I have something to do/read.
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Might have went a little overboard on Joe purchases on vacation. I’ve passed on that Snake Eyes Origins Baroness like 200 times but finally gave in this trip.
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Honestly, this Sundown figure looks dope.
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At the Walmart near New River Gorge in WV on my way home earlier, I found an actually stocked Joe section. And here’s what I bought. I had to have some self-restraint to not buy more DIRE Tech Night Creepers.
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It happened. It’s too fucking hot to be at the beach.
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Beach toy buy. Night Viper in Target. Actually paid retail.
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Cast as “kid with a crustache”
Noah Jupe has been cast in ‘AVENGERS: SECRET WARS’. His role is being kept secret. (deadline.com/2026/09/avenger…)
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I own this shirt. I wear this shirt. I love this shirt. I’m white as fuck.
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Amazon did me right the other day at $20 off. I love these Dreadnoks
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Big Dumb Batman is absolutely fucking awesome. Rule of cool applies.
Again, I can’t do it, but I love seeing these! Great work!
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I think I should declare myself for the WNBA draft. I’m a 5’10 fatass who smokes while playing basketball. And I haven’t even played basketball in 25 years. I’m destined for WNBA greatness
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This is my favorite 60 minutes of Joe ever. It’s SO GOOD. And deserves a whole series behind it. With Ellis as showrunner
Now that Warren Ellis has been freed from Unproven Allegation Jail… can we get a sequel to this absolute banger? It would REALLY disappoint Gail Simone, I hear.
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Did this lady just hypothesize that the sitting president got drugged & nobody noticed? Like, that would be a major concern to national security.
Jill Biden says it’s possible that Joe Biden was drugged before 2024 debate with Trump: "Who knows, right? Who knows." 🤡🤡🤡
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