#SchmuckInChief is a Parody Account

Cheers @DanScavino 🍻 Think back to April 2015… 🤔 Remember when you were still my fawning fanboy? 😂

I’m not going to announce that after 10 days missing on Twitter, it looks like my former caddy @DanScavino may have flipped on me to @SDNYnews or @NewYorkStateAG to save himself from prosecution after hiring illegal aliens when he was GM at my very fine Westchester golf club.

Welcome to Mar-a-Lardo, @KariLake. So, you want to be my VP, do you? How much? Show me what you’ve got.

Your Favorite President Donald #Trump is back!! Where’s Dan? Where’s @DanScavino? Dan. I need Dan to tweet out my huge #TrumpAnnouncement for #TRUMP2024ToSaveAmerica and #Trump2024 and #MAGA and #MakeAmericaGreatAgain and #TrumpLake2024. Where’s @KariLake? Where is #KariLake now?

Well, I had no choice. All you girls and boys. Making all that noise. 'Cause I broke your toy. Now we can't verify ya. Can't give ya Twitter Blue. If that don't suit ya. Well then, FU. Twitter’s such a bummer. Twitter’s screwed for ever. I’m bored to pieces. #RealElonMuskQuotes

Not going down on me at Mar-a-Lago to receive my bigly “endorsement.” #LaurenBoebertsProblems

Hey @DanScavino! Hashie says, “Cheers!” 🍻

Sad!! @InsurrectionistInChief was too long for my user name so I’m stuck with @SchmuckInChief.

Cheers @DanScavino 🍻People have been saying that you might flip on me to save yourself.

I had a mind once #ButThenILostIt

Forrest Trump, and I speled Forrest right!!! #MakeATVShowOrMovieSick

I snort bigly lines of Sudafed all day and all night, and that is #WhyICantBeSilent. I cannot stop talking. It’s as if I have yuge diarrhea cramps of the brain that just spurt out of my mouth!

#IDeserveABlueTickFor Being your FAVORITE PRESIDENT!! #TrumpLake2024 #Trump2024

#Trump2024 Bigly News from your Favorite President next week! @DanScavino is announcing #TrumpLake2024 on Twitter after my hot little election denier @KariLake wins the #Arizona Presidency. #TRUMP2024ToSaveAmerica #TrumpWasRightAboutEverything #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #AZGov

#FakeNews!!! It is NOT true that #TrumpIsDead! Remove the FAKE #TrumpIsDead hashtag, Elon Tesla. @DanScavino is starting my #TrumpLake2024 hashtag next week after my favorite election denier @KariLake wins the Governor’s election in AZ, big thanks to your FAVORITE PRESIDENT!!

#OtherBlueThingsYouCanGetForEightDollarsOrLess Balls… because Melania won’t even hold my hand, let alone allow me to put cream in her covfefe. #bluecheckmark #checkmark

Thank you, Mr. Tesla @elonmusk, for buying #TWITTER! @DanScavino will start tweeting #Trump2024 tweets for me very, very SOON! Maybe Dan might even tweet a few #TrumpLake2024 tweets! Mr. #Tesla, if you give me my old account back I’ll tell you what’s buried in Ivana’s coffin!!!

#FoundInIvanasCoffin The missing haiku from Putin to Trump. One Golden Shower. That hooker pee fetish film. You’re Putin’s bitch now.

#Trump24Slogans My 2024 slogan is the hashtag #IfTrumpRunsIn2024