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Elyse@delysium2003Nov 5
The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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Liz Harvey@_lizharveyNov 5
Explaining the format of columbo how its not a “whodunit” but a “howcatchem” which gives you the details of the crime . Then googling what other shows are howcatchems & monk comes up & being like 🤓☝️NO! Monk specifically obscures the identity motives and mechanics of the crime
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.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
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Daily Squibs@DailySquibsNov 4
TRUE BLOOD - "Lost Cause" (Deutch, 2014)
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The Weekly Planet@TheWeeklyPlanetNov 4
Blue Harvest
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Dime@CumBlastedSkinNov 3
On job applications, I select 'other' for race, and put Irish
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Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 30
Dr. Loomis experiences only two moments of joy that I'm aware of.: 1. While scaring children 2. While getting hammered with an insane priest as he drunk drives a big truck
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Kaiju No. 14
@14_kaijuOct 29
John Carpenter and Terry Crews are seated for ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Oct 29
The course of world history would be different if Al Gore had won in 2000 but, even more important than that, America would have had its first "Halloween President"
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Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) profile pictureBen Crew@BenjaminCrew1Oct 28
If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
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Camden W.@ChannelCamdenOct 28
There will be a day where Doug Walker will be in an A24 movie and everyone will praise his performance.
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Witch@witchwoundsOct 27
can you even imagine the amount of charlie kirks walking around on halloween in a few days... while the barrier between the mortal and spirit worlds is at its thinnest perhaps he might even join us for some ghoulish tricks
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Brian Weaver@BrianWITGuyOct 26
RIP Walter Koenig. Another Columbo actor gone ☹️ #Columbo @ColumboPodcast @columbophile
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jason@tangy_tanger1neOct 24
don’t take this seriously
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Goosebumps Dog!
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Secretive Snake@SecretiveS55320Oct 24
Replying to @uncle_deluge
Naked women are the best
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Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplassOct 23
ahoy matey. arghh.
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It's pretty funny how these movies were considered low-brow shlock by critics when a good chunk of them are lit so much better than big budget movies now
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@JasonvoorheesdbOct 22
Let's remove that head
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Horror movie icons
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Nude Gunray@Nude_GunrayOct 22
You can't call Ireland that!!!
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Joe Perticone@JoePerticoneOct 21
I live on the same block as an elementary school and there’s a large wood chipper that a crew is feeding a whole tree into this morning. All the boys are refusing to go into school while they watch it like this
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