Toronto, Ontario
Joined July 2012
Ben Schaeffer retweeted
ngga I wanna break up with this bitch so bad but the thought of her fucking somebody else got me fucked up 😭😭😭😭
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
GTA 6 officially releases in exactly 1 month.
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
not suicidal, but sometimes i feel like i won't be around for very long, does anyone else feel that way?
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Consuming popcorn at a movie and asking to go out to eat afterwards
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sometimes it remains beautiful for 2 hours and 50 minutes
Life is beautiful for an hour sometimes
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
adrien brody in the background asking for change again
Michael Johnston on “The Mummy 4” with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: “Next week we are off to Morocco to film with the camels.” #AcademyMuseumGala
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
doomscrolling habit so bad playing videogames feels productive
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
This was absolutely MY SNL cast …. My god what a group that was.
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
Never really thought about it but pound for pound career output/success post-SNL this might be the strongest cast ever assembled. Killer after killer
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
me da miedo saber que cuando muera van a seguir sacando series y películas que me gustaría ver y no los podré disfrutar
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
Woman who lost her battle with cancer left behind a note on what matters most (2017) [via/ FB Holly Butcher]
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wtf is a “paypal” or “cashapp” in this country we use INTERACT E-TRANSFER🍁🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
I regret to inform you all that we have yet another instant classic
Trump: If you are in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East, just say Mohammed. You have about a 65% chance. I've done it for years now. I've never been wrong.
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
La saison 2 de Mobland la, 10/10. Chaque épisode c’est festival
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austin abrams having the worst day of his life trilogy
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas will be the leads of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. Filming begins next year.
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
Probably the most applicable "bro thinks he's on the team" instance of all time
"No offense to Zelda, but [GTA 6 and COD: Modern Warfare 4] are the two biggest games of the year" — Activision CMO Tyler Bahl (via @thegamebusiness)
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
such a shame tom probably won’t get the awards recognition he deserves for mobland. he’s always outstanding. the way he looks so ashamed in this scene bc his daughter had to witness this side of him, he’s showing everything without saying a single word.
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Ben Schaeffer retweeted
rescheduled my entire day so i can see three movies
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