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I represent the best of the triumphant Red Ribbon Army, cleaning up the contumacious waste and restoring the scientists' glory.

Slitting throats; [Hell]
Joined July 2012
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" 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞..... 𝐎𝐧𝐞. " 🔧 Independent portrayal of Hell Fighter 17, canon-divergent 🔧 Dismantled, rebuilt and refurbished with a bit of organic properties 🔃❤️
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"I am the pinnacle of the Android technology."
Honestly, that might fix the issue, but it might be a little hard to get out of his sex addiction. His mechanical eyes flickered a bit as he tried to process what Nict had in mind.
NONONO he didn't mean like that, more like... how you give cats a pole to scratch on or dogs a toy to chew. Let's not prove any odd rumors about hamsters going in places they shouldn't. Though I guess that suggestion is, well, close enough.
Hey, now. There's no way he'd fuck animals that isn't Fyoots, the beast himself. Probably start investing on fleshlights that will be most likely permanently attached to him.
Should he just be leaving Helluva... random enrichment items like one would a pet to provide emotional stimulations, or are those going to end up wedged in a body cavity as well? 💧
It's his fault that Nictari didn't provide him anything to deal with his... lonely idleness. When Nictari's gone, he couldn't do anything to help. Any cyborg or robots have a purpose. Without a purpose, he's left with the last message he got from him. To live to the fullest.
Nictari loves his little maid, he swears he does, but this is one of those days where he wishes he did not decide to wear the Gero costume that one faithful day. The amounts of anal sex he has witnessed when coming home would make any pornhub star blush away.
"Very well..." Helluva stood up and walked around staggering a little before recovering after like 30 seconds and started scrubbing everything violently. Even the beds. Though at this point you'd rather buy a new one.
He'll do it NOW, and with some matter of swiftness.
"We will... clean them up- ah-" he growled and moaned.
I KNOW WHEN MY BEDS ARE CRUSTED IN SPUNK.
CREAK. CREAK. CREAK. He's just laying on his stomach, doing internal diagnostics and more complicated technical stuffs as he's being pounded from behind. The bed barely hangs on from the intensity. It was the 4th new bed from this month alone...
Distant whispering "Doctor, you needn't feed this kid. It's not your responsibility. However, I will press the one skipping his responsibility through brutal violence."
Replying to @NictarineDreams
Might not be HIS kid but it's still a solid percentage of 17's DNA, so.
It's a cue for them to fuse and finally put an end on this conflict, right? "Very well. I apologise. Perhaps I should absorb the other model to solve this."
"At least wait your turn? 💧 Y'all are shovin' each other like kids grabbin' for candy! I never said ya weren't a good hugger!"
"I believe I'm the better person suited for the job, doc."
Replying to @NictarineDreams
G...guys. Guys. Is there still a jealousy issue here?
Shoves Fyoots out of the way harshly and hugs him even more warmly.
Really, really needs a hug, probably.
Helluva tilted his head slightly like a confused dog. Everything was executed perfectly, right? He isn't aware that having sex with someone else's lover has some emotional consequences. Nictari has to teach him about emotions and sentiments too. Someday. "Doctor, you seem --
Replying to @NictarineDreams
—happen while I was havin' th' worst time of my life with no communicator?!" Nictari flops himself down on the couch defeatedly, before wincing to himself just thinking about how much cum had probably seeped into these cushions by now. Good thing it was stolen- that's no excuse!
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-- which was worse, knowing mirrors of his boyfriend fucked with their infinite energy arsenal, all the time just to satisfy themselves or... knowing that there were dead humans deep underneath the ground he owned. At least he did something to fulfill his duty as a guard--
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