Simon broad

@andrewcolls27 Misophonia is actually a disorder caused by being annoyed by someone's eating or breathing.” 👊👍

Life simplified.......!!

@Shepdog1927 heard this is the cut ur having for ur wedding??

@Shepdog1927 seen this an thought of u!!

@tinner86 : I was sending a tweet and I accidentally ran over a kid wearing a John Cena shirt. But in my defense, I couldn't see him.”

I was sending a tweet and I accidentally ran over a kid wearing a John Cena shirt. But in my defense, I couldn't see him.”

@BadWanker #parkingwanker

@gym_infinity will it have a smokin shelter an snack bar for those of us who r a little less dedicated!!?? :-)

Think my twitters been hacked!! Any msgs haven't come from me!!

I got the steak! Just need a bit of help with the last bit!! ;-)

@easyjob20k drainage looks good!!??

@easyjob20k drainage looks good!!??

@TarrantChris didn't know u were in the Simpsons??

Roses are red, flowers are shit, b my valentine an let me play with ur clit!! ;-)

@SleepyCommuters Sleepy Guvvers! #snoringbluebirds

Trouble

gotta b tubes!! Funny as fuck!! ;-) #socceramdanceoff

Cameron Jibril Thomaz, better know as Wiz Khalifa smokes $10,000 worth of weed every month.” think I found a new best mate!! ;-)

“@MindBIow: The trickiest tongue twister in English is apparently ''Sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick''. Ooohh too much for me!! :-)

The new office pool table! ;-)