Essayist | Teacher | Glitter enthusiast | Expert third wheeler | Semi-professional junk food sampler | she/her/hers
Seattle, WA
Joined April 2011
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LOL thinking about when we toured wedding venues in early March like "yeah we're going for winter-industrial-chic, tell us about your cocktail set up!!" And now I'm like "Idk maybe some stranger can just make it legal through a drive thru?"
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"Punctuation is not a matter of taste."
- my English-teacher-husband reading my English-teacher-writing.
(Agree to disagree)
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Shout out to the indie and folk musicians who (begrudgingly?) recorded Christmas songs. For those of us who want the Christmas fix AND the "refined music taste" snobbery, thanks!!
Best decision of my life:
We are currently accepting applications for our MFAs in fiction, poetry, and nonfiction. Apply by January 3 to OSU's fully funded program and visit beav.es/U8r to learn more. #gradschool #MFA #oregonstate
I'm so glad I bought all these masks for a global pandemic, so as the west coast burns, I have plenty on hand to prevent smoke inhalation.
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Today my vet delivered a MASTER CLASS in breaking hard news gently. Our dog is slightly overweight, but it was so kindly stated, I'm totally okay.
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I'm about 10 years late to watching @BreakingBad, but 3 seasons down and it seems to me the biggest crime is a lack of comprehensive health care coverage in the US.
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Sometimes when there's a lull in the conversation I say, "maybe should we get another dog?" to my bf and watch him lose his damn mind.
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Just trying to gossip on the Music movie controversy with bf and it went like: "OMG You know Maddie Zielger? No? Okay, but you know Sia? No? Well you know the song from 6 years ago, Chandelier? No? Okay, so there's a pop musician, Sia, and her songs are on the radio..."
Geeez you swipe up ONE TIME on an insta fitness ad and all of a sudden it's like I've never worked out a day in my life and literally need every diet app available to coax my festering ass off the couch.
Bf: Influencers just don't influence me
Me: okay, well you aren't on social media so that would make sense
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So grateful to work with teenagers when @taylorswift13 drops yet another album. THESE are the minds I want to hear from at times like this.
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"Hold up, did I change my dental insurance deductible last July?" And other thoughts that keep me awake at night.
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Okay I feel like a man who beats a drug addiction is hailed as resilient, triumphant, and deep af on @BacheloretteABC but I imagine if a woman had that background, she would be seen as crazy, unstable and wouldn't even get CLOSE to casting. #justsaying
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