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Joined February 2019
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flavor update, started with a 1:1 ratio and ended up needing to add slightly more cranberry because there was a hint of cucumber. but after perfecting it, nobody who tried it could tell me a discernible flavor. it tastes good! lowkey a pleasant grassy flavor if anything.
tumblr halloween is a go
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
no i was not "digger". no i was not "red dead redemption 2". i was a cowboy of my own invention. if that's even allowed anymore
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I’m eternally grateful you have announced he takes the job from tomorrow. Dave Challinor has had 5 jobs in his managerial career, 3 of them have started on 2nd November.
Sheffield Wednesday Football Club can confirm that an agreement was reached last night for Dave Challinor to become the club's new First-Team Manager. The 51-year-old will be in attendance at today's fixture against Blackpool at Hillsborough. The club looks forward to formally introducing Dave to supporters on Monday, when further details of the appointment will be announced.
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halloween plans cancelled bc i got hit by a car
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
Sheffield Wednesday Football Club can confirm that an agreement was reached last night for Dave Challinor to become the club's new First-Team Manager. The 51-year-old will be in attendance at today's fixture against Blackpool at Hillsborough. The club looks forward to formally introducing Dave to supporters on Monday, when further details of the appointment will be announced.
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
you've heard of non-finishes before but this gon be the most non a finish has ever been fam you have never seen a match have less of a finish
🚨 Grayson Waller vs. CM Punk for the NXT Championship is officially set for next Wednesday on NXT.
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
Heidi Klum unveils her Halloween costume.
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Strangers Things Fans watching IT fans ACTUALLY get a secret episode:
‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’ has released a new special episode as a Halloween surprise. Titled “A Story of Derry,” the episode takes place hundreds of years before Pennywise. Now streaming on HBO Max.
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O'nein has now played and lost to Coventry in all 4 English divisions
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
I love how the original French says “United-Stater”but since this does not exist in English - proving OP right - the AI translates it to “American”, a non-US exclusive term, and *United-Staters* don’t get it lol
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
Just loaded my fm24 superteam save on fm27
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Man, I am sorry. But I am alone, unlike the original plan. My nephew didn't want to come. My ex-partner didn't want my son to come. Nobody wants to celebrate this with me. So it is just me, and Kane cake. I cannot eat this all alone, so I didn't get anything bigger.
Replying to @InvertTheWing
Wtf is that cake bruh, I thought you'd spend bigger for this special occasion
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
For his 41st birthday party, Argentine football superstar Diego Maradona dresses up as Osama bin Laden.
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Weston McKennie #lufc
so what football player is everybody dressing up as for halloween?
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Ian McKellen reciting Shakespeare's writing on racist anti-immigration riots in London during his time. It is excellent. They have been banging the same drum for 400 years.
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
not to be too ‘german’ about it but - “pint of lager thanks mate” - [presses PINT button on POS screen] - [pours beer while you tap your phone] - there you are mate - cheers mate why is this interaction impossible in the US?
everyone accepts that at many restaurants you order everything you want over a period of time and pay at the end but for a bar to do it is apparently because they’re trying to hurt you
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cada vez que enfoquen al profesor x en doomsday
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
mentioning everything wrong with your country before the french do it so it's "overused" this gimmick only worked in 8 mile
Here's a challange for the French. Name a joke that has nothing to do with... and without using a AMERICAN meme? -School shootings -Food/Weight -President/Politicians -Healthcare -9/11 -Police Brutality -Abortion Cus those are all jokes we been joking about for the last 30 years
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Benjamin Sayer retweeted
Uncomfortable conversation needs to be had with Barca if just holding a ball makes you culés #COYS
Los 3 últimos Balones de Oro son culés
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Rip Patrick Stewart, you convinced a generation that Charles Xavier was British
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