@SaveFerris90

I say stuff here so I don't bother people on Facebook.

Joined June 2015
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the only glenn I will acknowledge is Glenn Close. thank you and good night.
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Saganism
@SaganismmOct 14
“I don’t think the robots are taking over. I think the men who play with toys have taken over. And if we don't take the toys out of their hands, we're fools.” — Ray Bradbury
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"You've got to clap like a seal when some 38 year old in the early-middle stages of alcohol-induced liver failure mumbles out 'women are whores' on SNL or white men will have no choice but to vote for fascism"
Kentavious Tripleflips@GmingClipzOct 13
The response to Shane Gillis's joke is why we lose elections, by the way.
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Cowboy Claire@thisgirlLCOct 13
“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” is tickling me
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Jack@GayLaVieOct 12
I Know Why the $15,000 Mechanical Bird Sings
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦@reshetzOct 12
You believe in fighting propaganda bots with factual evidence? That pales In effectiveness to my strategy—bombing data centers
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Sarah Solomon@sarahsolfailsOct 12
Thank you Ukraine for destroying the Russian bot farms so we may enjoy the Kelly Clarkson Brooklyn toy shop fiasco to the fullest
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Sarah@heyaimsarahOct 12
let the record reflect i never fucking doubted kelly clarkson your honor
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hannah jones@hannahjonescoolOct 12
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Meech@MediumSizeMeechOct 12
And this is how you KNOW Kelly was right
REESE HAVOC ✨@reesehavocnycOct 12
Pink just liked a post criticizing Kelly Clarkson’s anti-Brooklyn small business statement
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Tommy Vietor
@TVietor08Oct 12
DHS raiding a member of congress's home to search for immigration paperwork filled out decades ago by her now-deceased father really checks all the fascist police state boxes.
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Laura Bassett
@LEBassettOct 11
The whole Republican party screaming about Talarico being out with the flu for 9 days while they're wheeling Mitch McConnell to work in a vegetable state after his 3-month absence is just incredible
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Lorne Michaels constantly inviting this guy back to prove Bowen Yang wrong, and all it ever ends up doing is proving him right. Are we done now?
Buzzing Pop
@BuzzingPopOct 11
Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women: “Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
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Versace Hottie@evilrashidaOct 10
Kim Richards was right sometimes you really do just need to eat a piece of bread and calm down
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Cora Harrington@CoraCHarringtonOct 10
In the panopticon, everything is performative
.@Az_capone1Oct 9
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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@gramwurldwideOct 9
“time heals all wounds” WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife
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REMEMBER THIS: The public execution is not about punishing the man. It's' about training the crowd.
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Gillian Branstetter@GBBranstetterOct 9
Remarkable how consistently the Trump administration has adopted the aesthetics of mass shooters, from their schizophrenic social media aesthetic to livestreamed executions to masked men with long guns roaming our streets with impunity. Nihilist violent extremism as statecraft
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Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapaceOct 8
Computer, bring up the top 10 times humanity faced the consequence of own hubris and folly on my tablet please
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۟@glossgirIOct 8
Why does tragedy exist? Because you are full of rage. Why are you full of rage? Because you are full of grief. Anne Carson, Grief Lessons
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 8
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
Forbes
@ForbesOct 8
Jeff Bezos Claims AI Could Allow For 3-Day Workweeks And One-Income Families go.forbes.com/bKpnur
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