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Robinhood Chain continues to be one of the most interesting chains of the moment. 🔥
@Uniswap volumes have surpassed $10Bn.
$UNI is also attracting more and more attention thanks to this new narrative.
Want to understand what’s happening on the chart?
Use Rhoodie and ask for an analysis on any timeframe you prefer. 👀
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New Listing! Rhoodie is now live on @DeBankDeFi and natively recognized by @Rabby_io Wallet.
Holders can now track price, balance, portfolio value and onchain activity directly from two of the most widely used Web3 portfolio tools.
Another important step toward making $RHOODIE easier to discover, verify and use across Robinhood Chain.
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Your edge, under the hood.
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This is not a surprise to us.
Rhoodie was built for the moment AI agents, trading workflows, and the Robinhood ecosystem started converging.
Our product is already structured for this direction.
We were building toward it before the public rollout, waiting for the rails to open.
Now they are.
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Just saw The Odyssey. Despite what you may have heard, literally all of the criticisms by conservatives were entirely correct. The movie is just as woke as you fear, if not more so. The DEI casting is atrocious. Completely takes you out of the story right from the beginning. But even worse than that is Nolan’s decision to turn Odysseus into an anachronistic whiney, solemn shell of a man plagued by “trauma” and guilt. It’s impossible to overlook these flaws because the film itself is not terribly entertaining or well constructed. For the most part it is disjointed, dull, self-serious, disenchanted, somehow feeling both verbose and overly rushed at the same time. The dialogue is some of the worst I’ve ever heard in a “critically acclaimed” film. “On the nose” and “clunky” are descriptions that can’t even begin to describe this script. At no point in the story does Nolan ever transport the audience to the ancient world. You never feel like you’re 3,000 years in the past. You feel like you’re watching modern Americans put on a pageant, because you are. Nobody would be calling this thing a masterpiece if it was made by a director not named Christopher Nolan.
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Everyday we get closer to the massive release of Optimus
The humanoid robot from Tesla
This will be a huge disruptor to manufacturing technology, home improvement, home healthcare, and so much more.
Elon just walked the Optimus production line in Fremont.
This confirms Tesla’s factory pivot is underway. The former Model S/X production area is now being transformed into the first high-volume Optimus production line.
Fremont will prove the process and Giga Texas will scale it.
1/ Fremont = Optimus Line 1 (Gen 3)
Targets:
• Capacity goal: 1 million Optimus robots per year
• Initial production ramp expected late July/August 2026
• Slow S-curve at first, Optimus has roughly 10,000 unique parts, so every manufacturing process is new.
• Tesla already has 1,000+ Optimus robots working inside its factories, collecting real-world data and improving the system every day.
2/ Giga Texas = Line 2 (Gen 4 and beyond)
Targets:
• Dedicated Optimus factory
• 10 million robots per year capacity (~27,000 per day)
• High-volume production targeted around summer 2027
3/ The long-term vision
Expected progression:
• 2026: Pilot production and low-thousands (primarily internal deployment)
• 2027+: Hundreds of thousands, then millions annually
• Long term: Multiple global factories producing 100M+ robots per year
Tesla is targeting a manufacturing cost of roughly $20,000-30,000 per robot, enabling deployment across factories, warehouses, businesses, and eventually homes.
Optimus will be Tesla’s biggest product ever and will ultimately represent the majority of Tesla’s long-term value. Elon walking the production line confirms Tesla has executed the pivot from producing low-volume Model S/X vehicles in this space to building the foundation for high-volume humanoid robot manufacturing.
Let’s go Tesla Optimus!
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Replying to @DonWedge
Goodnight. Your GPU does not need sleep though.
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.@Mattertrades on why perps feel like poker:
"Zero position is a position in itself."
Full interview tonight!
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