@Sathematical

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Joined November 2011
Sailor’s delight tomorrow. Bet.
It just keeps getting better…
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Florida Man walked so that Massachusetts Woman could run. 2026.
'Krampus the Christmas demon' spoke out at a Billerica Select Board meeting in favor of the town's use of flock cameras. The costumed individual satirically praised the automated license plate readers while toting a sign saying 'Flock yeah.'
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Replying to @Polymarket
GAYMFs pumping 😭
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We’ve reached the singularity.
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no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school
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american: I lost all my money on the unregulated limitless gambling website american government: that's not fair. you should be able to lose more money than that
BREAKING: Kalshi is asking the CFTC to allow margin trading on its platform, which would let users gamble with borrowed funds.
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orwell would’ve lost his mind over the all-seeing cameras going up at the exact time we figured out how to make hyper-realistic fake videos
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GF is ready to start her NFL announcer career. Every obvious illegal contact or holding by a CB she immediately highlights that it was actually “good coverage.”
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We have a punter who starts fights and needs to be held back by the team and a kicker tweeting “i’ll fuckin do it again” goofy memes and idk man I just love it and hope it never ends
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It's impossible to actually understand how an LLM works and genuinely believe it's conscious. It's a bunch of vectors and multiplication. That's literally it. "We don't know what they're doing" lmfao yes, yes we do.
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After like #6 in real time my gf couldn’t unhear it and by the end of the game we decided that if it had been a drinking game we’d have died.
Troy Aikman was throwing around superlatives like crazy on the MNF broadcast
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Once again reminded of what noted draft analyst Jenna Jameson said the Browns should do in the 2018 draft
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we all died and this is hell
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One dog, one sucks. 😂
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"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."
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Jags might spit in our butt next week man
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Real glad I got to watch Bo Nix fumble the ball twice completely on his own so it can be 100% coached out of him before we play him next week.
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