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John Munch

@SargeMunch

“do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?”

 Manhattan, NY
Joined October 2022
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Sargent John Munch - SVU Sargent - don’t ask stupid questions if you don’t want a stupid answer “I could give you a complete detailed account of my sex life… but what are we going to do for the next 44 minutes?”
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He chuckled. “How could I forget?”
𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 (@SAINTFUSED) profile picture𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴@SAINTFUSED20 Dec 2022
There’s a sigh of contentment. “Thought you forgot about your favorite niece!”
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Cue him hugging her.
𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 (@SAINTFUSED) profile picture𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴@SAINTFUSED20 Dec 2022
Cue her hurrying to hug him!
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He has arrived.
𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 (@SAINTFUSED) profile picture𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴@SAINTFUSED20 Dec 2022
She misses her uncle Munch.
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I love them 🥺
𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓻 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽 (@thebestofeo) profile picture𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓻 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽@thebestofeo29 Nov 2022
“Your father comment I made earlier, I didn't know he was a... you know.” “A rapist. I know. Listen, Cragen and Stabler know. Otherwise l...” “Got it.” 1×11 || Bad Blood #SVU
Would donuts help?
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// I’m in the mood for an angsty story.
You’ve got yourself a deal, Liv.
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish13 Nov 2022
At least let me pay the meter for parking. I’ve got so many coins in my purse as it is.
I’m buying.
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish13 Nov 2022
Let me get my jacket.
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That’s debatable. You took my donut.
𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 (@SAINTFUSED) profile picture𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴@SAINTFUSED13 Nov 2022
You love me.
I was going for breakfast, come join me?
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish13 Nov 2022
Just a rough night.
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You doing okay, Liv?
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish13 Nov 2022
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You’re lucky it’s you.
𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 (@SAINTFUSED) profile picture𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴@SAINTFUSED13 Nov 2022
It had my name on it!
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That was the best one!
𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 (@SAINTFUSED) profile picture𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴@SAINTFUSED13 Nov 2022
Stealing the donut right out of his hand, taking a big bite.
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He’s hiding with donuts.
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A married man that you’ve been wishing would leave his wife.
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish3 Nov 2022
He’s still a married man, John.
It’s obvious. Everyone sees it but you.
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish3 Nov 2022
Oh come on, that's not true. Wait— does he?
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He’s watched your ass enough. He spends more time watching your backside not your back.
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish3 Nov 2022
Maybe I enjoy hiding behind his shadow. It's worked well enough for the last decade. He's saved my ass plenty of times over the years.
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I don’t care about how he takes it, it’s you I care about. Let him throw his tantrum, this is about getting you out of his shadow so people can start to realise you’re the one carrying him.
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish3 Nov 2022
He won't take this quietly, John.
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Just think of it as a temporary thing. You’ll thank me in the long run. It’s time you be selfish and stop hiding in his shadow when we all know you’ve been carrying him, not the other way round.
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish3 Nov 2022
Excuse me?
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I’ve already put the request in. You’re my new partner.
— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. (@VeiledAnguish) profile picture— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧.@VeiledAnguish3 Nov 2022
It's been over a decade, as you just said. There's no pulling myself free now.
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