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jersey 🇪🇬 former @ AYS Imprint @TheDailyShow @The_NewArab

Jersey City, NJ
Joined April 2009
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Bitch we don’t live in the pyramids xitter.cf/foxsoccer/status/10112…
Mo Salah and Egypt go home without a point in the 2018 FIFA World Cup.
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The phoniest fakest dude in politics. The man who changed his name, appearance, religion, dress and positions in a cynically calculated way to advance himself based on what he thought he needed to do in the moment.
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Marc Lamont Hill smoked this!📍
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Oh I love her already
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa requests pause on selling state land to Elon Musk.
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My two (very cute) kids are Korean-Lebanese-German-Irish-Italian-American. America, baby. 🇺🇸
Honored to be the first Asian American and Arab American elected to Congress from Massachusetts. Thank you. 감사합니다. شكرًا.
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the cackle I just let out
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I love that he is an asshole to the media and Republicans. I hate respectability politics. Get that kumbaya shit outta here.
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Today I will be practicing shawarma law. 🌯
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Today, I will be practicing Shakira law.💃
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"You know what insults Jesus? Bombing innocent schoolchildren in Iran."
Texas just elected this man to the Senate
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I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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The gag is that she’s always been Egyptian and Muslim 🤣🤣🤣
Put the hijab on the Statue of Liberty
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Haven’t laughed this hard out loud in a long time. Actual tears in my eyes from laughter and my stomach hurts
"I won't get political this Thanksgiving" Two shots later:
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I keep thinking about Amy Acton not picking up Ramaswamy’s concession call. She did not owe him the courtesy of answering her phone, and she knew it. We don’t have to take calls from our monsters. Not any of us. We don’t even have to listen to their pathetic message. We can just push delete.
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we owe it to you Uncle B 🥺 your efforts weren’t in vain
Last night saw some of the greatest progressive victories in modern American history. All across the country, in rural and urban areas, Americans said NO to oligarchy, and YES to an agenda that fights for the working class. Congratulations to the following candidates: U.S. SENATE Abdul El-Sayed (MI) Peggy Flanagan (MN) Troy Jackson (ME) U.S. HOUSE Bob Brooks (PA-7) Rebecca Cooke (WI-3) Sam Forstag (MT-1) Adam Hamawy (NJ-12) Melat Kiros (CO-1) Brad Lander (NY-10) Will Lawrence (MI-7) Donavan McKinney (MI-13) Brian Poindexter (OH-7) Analilia Mejía (NJ-11) Claire Valdez (NY-07) Randy Villegas (CA-22) Aisha Wahab (CA-14)
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GET READY TO LEARN ARABIC HO
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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NOT HIM CLEARING EVERYONE LMAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Can you win an Emmy for an Instagram story?
Hannah Einbinder shares her impression of Haley Stevens as she promised to do via Instagram story.
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1 thing yall need to understand about Egyptians is that when we say one thing, we mean another. habibi was the placeholder for hmar
SENATOR-ELECT calls JD Vance "Habibi" on election night. "JD, Habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January."
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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