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Public extranet account. Ex-Spectre. | Set Post-ME3 | #MERP #MassEffectRP #Nonlewd | "In-person" replies marked with 📵 | Detailed info: https://xitter.cf/t.co/T1RjZtYIHd

Presidium, Citadel
Joined January 2021
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After much thought and consultation, I have decided to create a public extranet social profile. I anticipate there are those who will abuse it - know I will not tolerate this. I also anticipate receiving many of the same questions repeatedly. Thus, this thread will be an "FAQ."
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I need to get more serious about training in the proper use of my biotics. As it is I have brute force but little finesse.
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Why do so many humans ball up one hand into a fist and slam it down into an open palm when they're trying to make a point in conversation? I mostly see this on the Citadel. It's always humans. It looks like they're trying to squash a fly that landed on their hand.
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Tried "macaroni and cheese." It was very soft and gooey. I found it unpleasant.
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I’ve just realized that I am out of root beer. I had somehow firmly convinced myself I had one can left. I’m considerably more dismayed than I should be.
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It is remarkable how openly people post about their crimes on the extranet now. This would have saved me a great deal of investigation as a Spectre.
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All right, extranet. It has been some time. Consider this post an open “ask me anything” invitation. Please post responsibly.
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It is remarkable how tired one can be without having really done anything
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((Just an OOC note - I'd been pretty heavily involved in some longer-term RP stuff with a small group, but that has been inactive for some time, so I'm reverting this character to a more neutral state ignoring those events. Going forward, on here, I'll be trying to avoid-
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-huge status quo shake-ups like that as "canonized" events as this account has always been meant for more casual play anyway. More in-depth stuff is better served on platforms that suck less for RPing and in general. I've tweaked the pinned FAQ to fit this reset.))
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Q: Aren't you dead? My return was well-publicized, but in case you're unaware - I was dead. Plans I had set in motion prior to my death saw me revived by a team of top doctors and scientists.
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Q: What are you doing now? My decades of service as a Spectre allowed me to build up a very sizeable pension fund. Given my low likelihood of legitimate employment, I am living off of this for the forseeable future. I am seeing a therapist and working on finding a way-
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-forward. My future is uncertain, but I hope to be able to serve the galaxy again in some capacity. Legal absolution is a different thing from true redemption. My wish is to have the opportunity for the latter at some point.
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The pizza delivery man is becoming gradually less frightened of me. That is a good sign, I think.
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It is a small but genuine thrill to be able to send this message from my own office.
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Hopefully this does not mean the head trauma has impeded your ability to count.
This ship is too small. I cannot count how many times I have hit my head on the ceiling.
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While I'm on the subject of decorations. May I express how completely tasteless it is for models of Sovereign to be mass-produced and sold?
I don’t believe I will have much space, but perhaps I should get some small decorations for my office on the Normandy
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I don’t believe I will have much space, but perhaps I should get some small decorations for my office on the Normandy
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I have updated my FAQ to reflect recent developments. I apologize for the delay as this is somewhat old news. Much has been happening.
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Soon after Stratos' recovery, we will be joining @SpectreSuspicio on the Normandy. We do not know when our first proper assignment will come in, but we anticipate it will be sooner rather than later.
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I have wanted the chance to return to duty more than almost anything. Even without being a Spectre again myself it is a great honor. It is also overwhelming to think about. It feels as though I will finally be beginning a second life in earnest. I must confess to some anxiety.
The operation to attach Stratos' new prosthetic arm went well. @csec_turian is sleeping while the sedation wears off. Hopefully he can behave once that happens. He will need to remain in the hospital for a few days for healing and tests.