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42. Deaf. Very Gay. Sarcasm is my 1st language. Likes: gaming, fantasy, writing. Dislikes: Nazis, fascism, all -ists and -phobes.

Missouri, USA
Joined April 2013
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Fuck you, 2026
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we could've stopped this shit 16 months ago but you fucking idiots didn't like her laugh
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This woman speaks for the majority of Americans. 🙌🙏🫶👇
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE drink some water with your sugar high
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Alright it's enough. Come find me in bluer skies. I'm not deleting yet, but I'm at least locking this account down. I don't have the time to go through and delete 42K tweets. AND YES THEY'RE TWEETS, MUSK, YOU F*CKING IMBECILE. I hope you choke on Trump's wrinkly nutsack.❤️😘
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“the left is so dramatic. we all survived his first four years” my bitch in christ, millions literally did not
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I'm still here but it makes me sick to my stomach seeing ads for Truth Social every other tweet so I'll be spending more and more time over at Bluesky. Find me there,same username, for water reminders. Dehydration is the enemy! (DRINK SOME WATER)
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every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"
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Until the last, dying breath of X, I will still call it Twitter.
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BREAKING: Older generations remain utterly self involved and completely lack awareness of their own role in creating a world that is a dumpster fire.
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The "Please burger cheese" has me dying
People forgetting how to speak is one of my favorite types of video 😭
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No f*cking way that's what they're calling it omfg
Musk and Ramaswamy will lead the DOGE -- Department of Government Efficiency. It will provide "advice and guidance from outside of Government"
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I would like to apologize to myself for not watching the Bad Moms movies until now. I haven't laughed this damn hard in a REALLY long time.
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Bloodwork came back infection free 🙌 Checkup with cardio tomorrow, then pcp on Friday to schedule imaging on the pelvic mass and possible ortho consultation for the numbness issue making her left foot flop and causing falls. Huge thanks to all that have helped so far.❤️
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