Casual gamer, skincare enthusiast, likes gothic things. Author of 'The Process of Cursing in Ancient Egypt', University of Liverpool PhD graduate.
Houghton-le-Spring, England
Joined February 2009
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Spotted in Asda - never thought I’d see a @itsfiveofficial album on the shelf again! 🤯😍
We’re only two months into the year and so far:
* I got the job I wanted 👍🏻
* my main crush Richard Hammond became single ❤️
* my favourite band Five are back with all five members 🤯
Not sure I can cope with much more!
Found a 30” Toothless plush in I Collectables in Blackpool.
Came home with a 30” Toothless plush.
No regrets.
I may have slightly screamed when the lovely Michael French appeared at the end of #Eastenders.
Good job writers, my reaction scared our dogs!
I bought this at a charity shop yesterday and fully expected it to kill me in my sleep. It must be cursed at the very least.
The fact that Andrew Tate was taken down via the toxic masculinity he so vehemently spewed is *chef’s kiss*
#HappyNewYear
Sarah Colledge retweeted
WARNING: Distressing content.
This might be hard to watch, but we have worked with the families of those who died to reiterate a simple message:
Don’t use your phone at the wheel.
Watch the full video: youtu.be/UztJcUjGXbY
And an hour later the water’s back on - thanks for the speedy service @nwater_care
Credit where credit’s due: A guy from Northumbrian Water had to switch our water off at about 8.15am as there was a leak in our meter. An hour and a half later and he’s back with the cavalry 👍🏻
Ha!
Dorset knob-throwing festival axed over size issues bbc.in/3FYoNMX
I never comment on politics and I rarely swear on here, but at this point even I think Boris Johnson and his cronies are a fucking disgrace.
