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Did the lights flicker or did I blink and forget
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Due to track maintenance it’s gonna take me 1.5 hours to get home from my work in the same borough after a 9 hour shift on my feet !!! @ zohran fix this
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I feel like a dog getting his last meal before being put down
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@VarietySep 18
#TheTraitors Season 5 has revealed its celebrity cast, from Kristin Chenoweth and Dominic Monaghan to Whitney Leavitt and more: • Bianca Del Rio ("RuPaul's Drag Race") • Boman Martinez-Reid (Content Creator) • Bronwyn Newport ("The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City") • Casey Wilson (Actress) • Chloe Kim (Olympic Snowboarder) • Cody Simpson (Singer) • Craig Conover ("Southern Charm") • Cynthia Bailey ("The Real Housewives of Atlanta") • Dominic Monaghan (Actor) • Emira D'Spain ("Next Gen NYC") • Gizelle Bryant ("The Real Housewives of Potomac") • Iain Stirling (Comedian / "Love Island") • Jag Bains ("Big Brother" / "Amazing Race") • JaNa Craig ("Love Island USA") • Joey Graziadei ("The Bachelor") • Johnny Sibilly (Actor) • Kristin Chenoweth (Actress / Singer) • Michele Fitzgerald ("Survivor" / "The Challenge") • Q Burdette ("Survivor") • Rachel Robinson ("The Challenge") • Rashad Jennings (NFL Star) • Taylor Hale ("Big Brother" / "Amazing Race") • Whitney Leavitt ("The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives") variety.com/2026/tv/news/the…
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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage… Tuppinsa Bag
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And is there anything more Star-To-Be than your server at J*e All*n
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Pearl studios during an outsiders open call aka Denim City
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Something something reading handmaids tale at an open call yada yada it never ends etc etc etc
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Adjusting my budget to include a lifetime TouchTunes subscription so I always have entrance music when meeting my friends somewhere
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Coyote v Acme is one of the great courtroom dramas of our time
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Chanty Beluga is a Verizon partner #chantybelugaisaverizonpartner
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There was cyclospora in one of my five tequila sodas last night
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It’s not social anxiety I just can remember every single person whose hands I shook after I washed them and had to apologize for my wet hands
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It’s not social anxiety I just seriously considered calling the host of a party to ask if everyone was talking about me after I left
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Never cancel this show please
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@queensofbravoJul 23
Janet releases a statement in defense of Chili’s after Zack crapped his pants at the Encino location #TheValley
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I had one beer before my flight and why don’t airports have karaoke
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No spoilers but Charlize wears the tortilla blanket in Odyssey
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This one
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I couldn’t hear what my cab driver was saying because I was listening to the glee cast sing Push It by Salt N Pepa
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Maura in her Eliza Doolittle finest
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Wordle 1,701 3/6* 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAYYYYY
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This mural in LaGuardia has this lamppost but omits the fact that in real life that corner is an Applebees
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