ALT Stolas and Blitz are sitting on the couch watching TV. On screen, a couple is kissing and one of the characters is thinking, 'I can't believe we're finally kissing!' Stolas is looking touched as he watches, but Blitz yells at the screen, "BOOOO! What a fuckin weak-ass limp dick kiss! Where's the tongue you fucking prudes!" Stolas gestures to the TV as he argues, "Nonsense! That kiss was perfect! Any tongue and it would have been far too erotic." Blitz says, "Whaaaat! They didn't have to get sloppy about it! Just give us a little more action." Blitz points to his wiggling tongue to illustrate his point. Stolas says, "It would ruin the tender moment! This quiet, passionate yearning that's finally being fulfilled..." Blitz cuts in, "And I'm just SAYIN', that a deeper kiss would amp up the 'passionate yearning,' okay?" He does air quotes as he repeats Stolas' words. Stolas looks unimpressed.

ALT Stolas crosses his arms and huffs, "I'm afraid I'm not convinced." "No?" Blitz asks. He slides his hand closer to Stolas on the couch as he starts to say, "Well then..." He gives Stolas a smouldering look and says, "Maybe you should bring that beak down here and I'll show you just what I mean." Stolas raises an eyebrow. He looks amused and charmed by Blitz's antics. Then he leans closer and gives Blitz his own bedroom eyes as he says, "Oh, you want to demonstrate for me, do you?" They lean closer into each other's space, both grinning. Blitz says, "I meeean..." Their lips are close to touching as Blitz keeps talking, "If you —" He's interrupted by Loona's bedroom door slamming open. Blitz and Stolas jolt apart in surprise. Blitz yells, "DICK'S STILL IN MY PANTS, I SWEAR!!" Loona groans.