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I married and divorced a sociopath and all I got was this lousy Twitter account.

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Joined February 2009
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Replying to @miley
@MileyCyrus is just @justinbieber in drag.
Makeup to go see djninaflowers & @Ongina at Tracks. Awesome night with javvermad & lynettegil… instagram.com/p/f7J47nAdiH/
Is it me, or is #GotMilk's new commercial vs OJ and vs an omelet are seriously disgusting?
Finally "WE THE PEOPLE" can get married! Yaaaay!!!
Replying to @SofiaVergara
@SofiaVergara en #MiamiBeachModels anunciando la ganadora @RuthyFeliciano y su contrato con @COVERGIRL YAAAAY!! #TeamRuthy
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Congrats a nuestra @RuthFeliciano en su nuevo contrato con @COVERGIRL! #TeamRuthy Orgullo Boricua! From #MiamiBeachModels @NuevOn #TeamRuthy
A girl on the buss in front of me is watching RuPaul's Drag Race on her iPhone, and she just said "OMG, @DJNinaFlowers rocks!"
My favorite part of the day is that moment when I realize it has been yet another day without needing ALGEBRA in my life.
Replying to @idfcanahi
@adibkaram & @alonzomercado QUIERO VIDEOS, MUCHOS VIDEOS, TODOS LOS VIDEOS... UN VIDEITO... AAAAAAAAALGOOOO!!!!
Replying to @alonzomercado
@alonzomercado & @adibkaram estoy tan quita' de Twitter q ni me entere de la conversacion de hoy hasta ahora... A&A Reunion!!!!
Replying to @idfcanahi
@adibkaram & @alonzomercado para mis dos grandes amores... espero que lo vean completo y se rian tanto como yo youtu.be/Nh7UgAprdpM
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La vulnerabilidad es hermosa. Nos hace humanos.
I have developed a serious crush in @JorgeRamosNews after watching "Rise of the Hispanic America"
Today I need one of those peace stones, to have something to throw at my boyfriend every time he leaves a mess in the kitchen.
La perra de Merril Streep pestañea diferente en cada pelicula #talentopuro