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Mom, wife, army brat, unknown author, a Lego addict, typos queen. I love video games & books. I don’t read my DMs 🤷‍♀️ Blog~ https://xitter.cf/t.co/ZqeTIyJ4C5

Central California USA
Joined July 2009
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That’s the most beautiful news headline ever. 🥲
Cocoa could help obese people lose weight, study claims trib.al/Ggapodw
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His face says it all.
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Huh???! 🤔 🪿
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It's 2026. Let's make this happen.
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Sending this to my dentist
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"I was raised in a time when even a heavy sigh was considered backtalk by our parents."
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I want to open a shop where ADHD people can go so that they can exchange all of their unused craft supplies with someone else that has what they need. We all have tons of unused supplies.
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You always hear people say, “There are two sides to every story.” Here’s the fact. There are NO two sides to abuse.
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The absolute worst thing about opening this app is spotting a banger tweet for 0.2 seconds before the feed auto-refreshes and sends it straight into the void. Gone forever.
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🧛🏻‍♂️
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Dammit man!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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One thing about me: I’m going to press 0 until I get a representative.
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