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Yes, Musk bought a social media platform and changed the algorithm to boost Nazis, but it’s not like he’s going around doing an actual Nazi salu- oh, forget that.
To be fair, I only look like an accountant. And rap like an accountant. This rap battle has David and Goliath written all over it - except David is also an accountant.
Did you know we have an actual rapper at our Rap Battle event at @BobiksNcl on 27th? 🎤
@JackFox_710 has been rapping for years, and even opened for @theGLC last year! He'll be facing @SandyFootwells who is...uh...an accountant...
Don't miss it. Tix - feltnowt.co.uk/events/204/
It’s all happening in Whitley Bay tonight.
I mean not literally all, some things are happening elsewhere, but this will be great.
Tonight! Great stand up comedy @LaurelsTheatre in Whitley Bay.
A great line up with @CallMeCantrill of @MmmSausage @r_jacz @SandyFootwells and host @Thegavinwebster
Tix: feltnowt.co.uk/events/95/
Really looking forward to this gig. Everyone one the bill, except one, has been on TV. Let’s not dwell on which one is the odd one out.
Did we all enjoy the shows at @LaurelsWhitley this weekend? 👋🏻
We're there every Fri & Sat with more live comedy. Here's what we've got for you next week with MC @Thegavinwebster;
@CallMeCantrill // @SandyFootwells // @r_jacz 🔥
Get your tix early! - feltnowt.co.uk/laurels/
If you’re going to Solfest, I’ll see you there.
AND!
You can also now catch us at 6pm on the Friday @solfestofficial with @Thegavinwebster @JohnScottComedy and @SandyFootwells
John Gibson retweeted
Top stand up every Friday and Saturday @LaurelsWhitley in Whitley Bay!
@laurenpattison is here (Fri only) a sparkling talent, an act we are proud to have in the region!
PLUS @r_jacz @halbranson and @SandyFootwells with @SteffenPeddie on Saturday
feltnowt.co.uk/events/
This will be the best thing to happen to Whitley Bay since it was in that episode of Vera.
Thank you to everyone that has came to @LaurelsWhitley so far ❤️
This is what we've got in store for you next Friday & Saturday!
MC @halbranson introduces;
@r_jacz //@SandyFootwells // @laurenpattison (Fri only!) // @SteffenPeddie (Sat only!)
Tix! - bit.ly/3ygh9KP
This is the best thing to happen to Whitley Bay since it was in an episode of Vera.
Look at the lineups we have soon @LaurelsWhitley in Whitley Bay!
Tix feltnowt.co.uk
Ben Crompton @SteffenPeddie @halbranson @SandyFootwells @neildownstandup @Spammayo @SiBeckwith @JohnScottComedy @omarstandup @GreekComedian @FranGarrity1 @JackFox_710 @sammytdobson
Come to this, man - it’ll be great.
I mean, not if you don’t live in the area or if you have other things on, that would be just bonkers. But other than that, definitely come to this.
Southwick! We had such a great time last time at Carnival House, so we are back on 30th July with an incredible line up!
@LostVoiceGuy @laurenpattison @SandyFootwells and host @halbranson @CreativeSeed100
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I know I haven’t been around for a while and then I go and share an ad, but man, there are great things going on with North East comedy and I’d hate for you to miss out.
P.S. I love you
ALL Felt Nowt online shows are now £5, including this Friday's LIVE stand up show!
From a real venue with a real audience, the closest thing possible to a real gig!
feltnowt.co.uk/events/33/
Sorry I haven't tweeted much, I've been trying to work out how to switch envelopes at an Oscars ceremony. Worked quite well I thought.
I've been away from Twitter for a while, but if you want to hear some jokes I'll be telling them here tonight. xitter.cf/standnewcastle/status/…
Final chance to catch these laugh merchants! @marknelsoncomic @felicityward @SandyFootwells @alfiejoey
Tickets: ow.ly/srTj3063HuT
John Gibson retweeted
We've taken care of your Friday night laughs tonight w/ @marknelsoncomic @felicityward @SandyFootwells & more
Tixs: ow.ly/bESQ3063zHO
Yes, just letting people know that I'm still alive, Terry. I know some were barely sleeping at night with worry.
{Wow, you look amazing. Have you been working out?
Don't be alarmed, you simply forgot you were following me.}