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men holding massive frappachinos never fails to make me laugh

kay explaining a sex story to our virgin friend: “you know when ur having sex... oh wait...”

“i have a mountain tattoo AND a tree tattoo! i’m so outdoorsy” - my roommate, convincing me she’ll be safe while camping

the superiority complex when someone has a similar sweater to you but yours was thrifted and theirs wasn’t

text from boyfriend on his first day of quarantine

i love being a small business owner until i actually need to be a small business owner

i become 90% less mentally ill when i wake up early in the morning

crocheting on the beach alone listening to nothing new and i think i’m having a crisis

if i could socially acceptably wear low cut shirts to a job interview i would get so many jobs

every day i like to wow my professors with the exact same sweatpants and sweatshirt combo as the day before

my sister told me she never has any fun when i’m home and then immediately asked me to drive her thrifting and to get coffee #used

i literally made a twitter just to tweet that tweet

twitter is just yik yak for adults