Sanditon Parks & Rec

We've been experiencing network connectivity problems. Not that there's been anything to tweet about anyway...

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"'Fitness' is a word invented by government officials to brainwash the public into eating less bacon, and it is evil."

The only thing worse than juice is @DolphintonCA.

Well. THAT's over.

So, okay. The K's rendition of "Sharkelujah" was pretty cute.

The memorial needs more alcohol.

Definitely did not just see Councilwoman Coates making out with a Batman impersonator behind the stage #RIPLilJawsica

"That little dictator was hilarious." He definitely thought it was Chaplin.

Jaques-Michaelangelo replaced footage of Jawsica's first shark attack with footage of Drew drawing a Hitler mustache on sleeping Harry.

15 minutes into the Li'l Jawsica memorial service.

If you don't buy 20 copies of the #LizardGecko demo, a girl with fangs and no eyes will appear at the foot of your bed and eat your liver.

Harry tried to assemble the Trojan Jawsica shrine and ended up nailing BOTH of his hands to the stage. Stupid Harry.

Submit your art and/or music for the @ThatJawsica memorial by posting it to Tumblr or Twitter with the hashtag #JawsicaMemorial.

We're awake. At 6 AM. To build a stage on the beach. There is no coffee in sight. If these are my last words...burn all my notebooks.

Oh my God our twitter account was mysteriously hijacked by the @DolphintonCA Pyromaniac Society. What will we do?

"Dolphinton is literally the worst town ever."

"Unless said violence or public shaming is aimed at Dolphinton." "Of course, Dolphinton sucks."

The Department of Parks & Recreation would like to assure the citizens of Sanditon that we do not condone violence or public shaming.

.@BeccaBeeSA MURDER. FOR SHAME.