Just to think babies born 3 months ago have never seen RAIN before

#FRAENG is Tuchel going to bring on 4 defenders to consolidate the 4 nil lead...

Did the Germans bomb Alan Shearer chippy or something or did he find he had Paraguan ancestors on a DNA match

Did the Germans bomb Alan Shearer's chippy or something or did he find he had Paraguan ancestors on a DNA match

#Eurovisión2026 Has Billy Eilish given Austria permission to use "Tough guy"

#classicfm I hope that Colds & Flu carol does get into AA's top ten carols on Christmas day...

#Strictly Craig "Amber ..that dance was AMAZING it could be in a West End musical..Oh it was & you were in it,not that it matters 10 from me"

For once in a long long time #Arsenal are looking at the draw thinking who can we knock out next..& not who can we avoid

Virgin tv....First time I've seen the word fuck and virgin used in so many tweets and not had a link to a porn site

Gregg Wallace saying "Yet nothing was done to investigate my disability or protect me from what I now realise was a dangerous environment for over 20 years." Is like Russell Brand saying they knew I was a sex addict they shouldn't have put me near women

#Lionesses A Mexican wave or a Swiss roll...

#Lionesses Offside my arse..well actually it was an arm ..VAR is too binary no common sense..should have someone making decisions who were involved in the game not f**king refs

#AxelRudakubana Oh to go back in time..The convicted was fastened to a wooden panel, and drawn behind a horse to the place of execution, where he was then hanged (almost to the point of death), emasculated, disembowelled, beheaded, and quartered & that seems to lenient

Arsenal team talk...don't break sweat, why run when you can walk,pass to a player in a non attacking position preferably the player who passed it to you..always give the opposition hope & always leave the fans exasperated

Stay Humble Haaland sounds like a Dickensian character ...

BBC news Headline Gregg Wallace (ex Green grocer) tells smuty jokes and upsets people Meanwhile crisis in the middle East & Russia on the brink of WW3 Finally BBC criticised for getting news items wrongly prioritised...

How come a photo from a Ringdoor bell got on the #countryfile calendar for October

How come a photo from a Ring door bell got on the #countryfile calendar for October

Matthew Pinsent use of the word inclusion implied that the 2 boxers involved were not women...they both were but banned by the Boxing auth. for high testosterone levels...this is not trans phobic its just asking for a level playing field..we'll said MP

How can the people of Clacton not think he is committed after his memorable acceptance speech...