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Out and about in San Francisco on two wheels, usually with three kids in tow. Swim, bike, run in my loads of free time. I use a lot of exclamation points!!!

San Francisco, CA
Joined July 2016
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Elisabeth Snider retweeted
There are roughly 40 million kangaroos worldwide and there are 8 million people in Ohio so if there was an instance that kangaroos invaded Ohio each individual would have to fight off a minimum of 5 kangaroos and idk if we could do it
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Elisabeth Snider retweeted
Hello fellow cis (non-trans) people. Important reminder that no one is asking for you to be trans, but simply for you to accept that some folks are. And that costs you literally nothing.
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Elisabeth Snider retweeted
My heart ❤️ Watch this little girl try so hard to get Alexa to play her jam #babyshark This is so cute RETWEET!
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Someone on this bus stepped in dog shit. Each time someone gets off they check their shoes and it’s killing me. – at San Francisco, CA
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This is a thing we should be doing, San Francisco.
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Yes. – at San Francisco, CA
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Elisabeth Snider retweeted
2 Hispanic women were approached and verbally assaulted by a racist white lady for speaking Spanish in store. Another white woman who saw and heard this happening immediately stepped in to defend them. SHERO! WE NEED MORE OF THIS! SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING! RETWEET THIS!
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Elisabeth Snider retweeted
Plot twist: thick thighs do indeed save lives
Bigger thighs, better health? According to one study, people whose thighs measured less than 24.5" were more likely to have heart disease and other health problems. wb.md/2zMO9OU
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This is exactly how it felt. – at San Francisco, CA
That presidential text is like getting an Amber Alert from the guy who did it
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Elisabeth Snider retweeted
16 y/o San Francisco high school students can legally operate a car at 65mph but they can’t use a shared bike or scooter
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I just realized there’s a @KarlTheFog emoji and I’m gobsmacked. 🌁 – at San Francisco, CA
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Me: I love you. Do you love me? 5-year-old son: No, I love mommy Me: But you can love 2 people 5: Really? Me: Yes! 5: Ok, I love mommy & I love me Me:🤦🏾‍♂️ Wife: 😭 Me: Why are You crying? Wife: B/c when he thought he could love only 1 person he chose me over himself
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Elisabeth Snider retweeted
Out riding earlier and a car cut me off/driver on his phone. At the lights, the police pull up behind me. I did my best telephone charades to the police and they instantly jumped out of the van and pulled the driver aside. As I cycled off they mouthed thank you. Was so refreshing
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Elisabeth Snider retweeted
Brett Kavanaugh- I HAD A BAD WEEK! Lindsay Lohan- Hold my beer. Brett Kavanaugh- THANK YOU I LOVE BEER!
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Rode Hawk Hill this morning and several post have been run over by cars and now block the bike lane. Who do I alert to get it fixed? – at San Francisco, CA
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I’m hearing a lot of “so men are just supposed to be scared of women now?” I mean, if that’s what needs to happen for you to be cool to us, maybe. We’ve been scared of you for like six thousand years. You’ll get used to it after a while.
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As a kid my friends and I wanted to swim in a dangerously swollen river. We said we needed life jackets for fishing. We used twine, letting each other experience the current without getting swept away. It was fun till a copperhead swam by and it scared the shit out of us. – at San Francisco, CA
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We were 10, 12, and 13, and had brought our younger siblings who were 6, 6, and 8 with us. We didn’t let them go out as far in the flooded, raging river.
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We were almost the headline “Kentucky children swept away in floodwaters because they were stupid AF”. – at San Francisco, CA
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