go blue smile everyday (he/him)

San Francisco, CA
Joined June 2011
Me in 3rd grade: h- My teacher:
Replying to @priaribi
Wow this little blond boy suuuucks
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United stans stay winning
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby tells the New York Times that "wealth inequality has become a danger to our society" and must be addressed. "We should have a national wealth tax... we should have inheritance taxes that get close to 100 percent at some level. I would pay them." (nytimes.com/2026/10/18/busin…)
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THE CATWALK OH MOTHER
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screaming and cheering at my tv watching Tate perform at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show as if she can hear me
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AOC tries Culver's for the first time in Michigan: "My life has changed."
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TMZ: AOC tries Culver’s for the first time while campaigning in Michigan “My life has changed.”
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lots of hot guys at the hot guy factory (gym) today
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Adam Driver dies on a Peloton in E1
HBO’s ‘GIRLS’ is being rebooted for a limited 5-episode run. Lena Dunham, Alison Williams, Jemima Kirke & Zosia Mamet are all returning. (deadline.com/2026/10/girls-h…)
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I fear left is giving me down
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when I was a little kid I knew that when I grew up I wanted to spend all day in meetings talking about “holding patterns” and “tech debt”
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devastating news, he wrote INCREDIBLE songs
Lucian Piane, a music producer on “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” has died. He was 46. • Piane died on Monday after reportedly being struck by a car in Glendale, Calif, per LA County Medical Examiner records • Piane worked on the main “Drag Race” show from Seasons 1-8 and composed the music and the Rusical numbers during that time • He also collaborated with RuPaul and wrote some of the host’s biggest songs including “Cover Girl,” “Sissy That Walk,” “Jealous of My Boogie,” “Born Naked,” “Champion” and “Main Event” variety.com/2026/tv/news/luc…
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ex that dumped me over FaceTime and broke my heart 10 months ago is my “most compatible” on hinge today, anyways here’s Tate McRae
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the high tides ARE RUINING MY LIFE
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claude can NOT endlessly ruminate about men who don’t care if I live or die
claude can basically do anything for you now. literally anything.
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Talarico GET THE FUCK UP
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It shocks the conscience that President Trump would actually appear to invite nuclear attacks on Los Angeles and San Diego and yet omit San Francisco from the list.
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thinking about my 2022 rent controlled apartment on Alamo Square
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Tinashe-ception where I have “melatonin” playing in my AirPods and can hear the gym speakers playing it also
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bump on this
send Whittingham back to Utah
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IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT KNOW ABOUT THE DEVIL ON HIS SHOULDER UNDER HIS HALO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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