My life is in shambles and my eggs are in scrambles

United States
Joined April 2015
"animators and artists need to stop taking time and make quality shit quicker. It only takes half a week." -unexperienced friend group
I'm the Columbus of my friend group: "I shall seek forth new memes"
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I don't know whom made this but I love thwm
I can't stop getting tweets from Trump please help I've blocked him on all my twitters. Like eight in a row every hour is too much
Now we wait for #teamfortress2 comic number 7. See y'all in 2034
#TF2 Don't you love it when people complain in two cities because you didn't get dispenser range the first round on the easier missions?
don't let the door hit you on the way out
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Goodbye 2016
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We made it through 2016 but still can't edit tweets. #Goodbye2016 #editbutton
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When you go to a new year's Eve party and know like 3 people but you're happy anyway because 2016 is finally over
Missed the latest Obama speech? Catch a re-run on Melania, coming January 20th.
*Me: Merry Christmas! *Some Hipster: Stop the commercialization of xmas! *Me: Happy holidays? *Some Hipster: Stop the war on christmas!
Lol when people kick you from a game you payed to get into for playing sniper with stock
Now im one year closer to T R A N Q U I L I T Y. It was my bday.