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I’m not convinced I know how to read. I think I’ve just memorized a lot of words.

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Joined March 2011
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Lmao If you’re a teacher in Oklahoma, quit. Go to Paycom, be a manager at On Que, or literally anything else. You’re quality of life is more important than your teaching job. Especially now that @sec_walters will destroy you
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I hate Twitter now.. like the billionaire baby is making it worse
Still to this day, this Washington Correspondent @Olivianuzzi only likes pictures of Danny Devito’s feet @DannyDeVito
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#Worlds22, let's go! 🙌 @PrimeGaming is giving you a chance to win 150,000 RP EACH day of Groups! Enter right now for a chance to win: bit.ly/3V9E7zc #giveaway
is that linda from bob's burgers
Chris Pratt’s Mario voice has been revealed.
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Yoda I am
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don’t get hurt this halloween
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The Biden Administration realizing that not compromising with Republicans makes him more popular
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[youth pastor voice] you know who forgave ALL of EVERYONE'S debt?
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Ladies and gentleman, once again I say to you.. QUIT TEACHING. It’s not worth it and stop trying to be a Martyr for the kids. You only get to live once so go and get a better quality of life.
Race Call: @ryanmwalters will win the GOP runoff for Oklahoma State Superintendent of Public Instruction, will face @Jena4OK in November
Hot take: quit teaching. This feeling of being a martyr for children is nonsense. I quit teaching and I make 2.5x what I used to make teaching. I have so much less stress, don’t spend my own money on supplies, great healthcare.. Leave teaching.
I just had the worst @Chilis experience ever. The chicken was rancid and stringy. It looked as if it had been flattened with steam roller. The skillet queso for $10.00 was 4oz.
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LOVE VIKTOR FROM ARCANE??? LOOK NO FURTHER 😼😼 League Partner Giveaway 10 High Noon Viktor Skins (Excsluive green chroma) ALL REGIONS RT + FOLLOW TO ENTER WILL DM WINNER in 3 DAYS
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My brother in Christ you are the president
Jill and I are shocked by the senseless gun violence that has yet again brought grief to an American community this Independence Day. As always, we are grateful for the first responders and law enforcement on the scene. I will not give up fighting the epidemic of gun violence.