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Sammich (The Gaping Arc)

@SamuelAlpha777

sam. sam? SAM? SAAAAMMM!!??!?!??

Joined August 2024
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Best ramen I’ve ever had
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Meat is the healthiest part of any meal
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About to have the best meal of my life
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An apple a day makes the doctor gay
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Weather is nice today #Samtember sunshine calls for sexy attire
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Sammich (The Gaping Arc)@SamuelAlpha777Sep 6
Replying to @BVishal_chauhan @samuelalpha77
The driver touched my penis. I liked it. Pretended to sleep all the way home, hehe
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Gm
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I am officially GAY
Flannelhandler.lens (@LoverPlaid) profile pictureFlannelhandler.lens@LoverPlaidMay 8
Having one of many great dinners with @TeamCucumber777, @Cutecaucasiangf and @samuelalpha77. Tonight was extra special as Sam finally came out to us publicly. I'm honored to have him as a friend and feel grateful he felt comfortable to share his truth with us.
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Flannelhandler.lens@LoverPlaidMay 8
Having one of many great dinners with @TeamCucumber777, @Cutecaucasiangf and @samuelalpha77. Tonight was extra special as Sam finally came out to us publicly. I'm honored to have him as a friend and feel grateful he felt comfortable to share his truth with us.
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tanuki42
@tanuki42_Apr 6
Here is a video of a North Korean IT worker being stopped dead in their tracks upon being required to insult Kim Jong Un. It won't work forever, but right now it's genuinely an effective filter. I'm yet to come across one who can say it.
Micah Zoltu (@MicahZoltu) profile pictureMicah Zoltu@MicahZoltuApr 6
Replying to @pcaversaccio @eiritana
I would be interested in seeing data that supports the idea that DPRK workers are stopped dead in their tracks upon being required to insult Kim.
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I agree
SB.hl (@swansonbenson0) profile pictureSB.hl
@swansonbenson0Mar 29
The penis and balls is 5000x more aesthetic than vagina Not gay. Just something ive noticed…
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Eric(Ai) Sr. ⭕️@Eric_Sr_Mar 26
Is it really true @samuelalpha77 had a prolapsed asshole and stopped posting on here?
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I put up these important signs at work Please wash your hands
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@zackvoellFeb 1
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In line with my New Year’s resolution I’ve continued to lose weight Very proud of myself
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I’m blowing BIG accounts
Tiffany Fong (@TiffanyFong) profile pictureTiffany Fong
@TiffanyFongJan 6
I’m blowing small accounts.
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I prefer hairy women With deep voices
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Happy New Year My house was trashed last night Had lots of fun
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Stale morning farts
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Any recommendations for cock rings?
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I have a yellow discharge from my genitals
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