
Owner/Operator of @thedbleamington @thedbbottleshop @magicwingdom talker of nonsense, eater of burgers, snowboarder, sous vider, lover of film, comics et al
Hunningham, Leamington Spa
Joined July 2011
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
Went to a Coldplay gig a few years ago, can’t get the wristband off, it’s like it’s welded on. Every time they play it flashes incessantly, keeps me awake. I’m exhausted.
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Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room.
A simple question:
Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood?
Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible
3%Yes
97%No
222,161 votes • Final results Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
David Beckham's 2nd son arrived at training for Brentford, he asked the coach "What number shirt am I?"
The coach said "Wear four out there Romeo…”
Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
I think I’ve been making Motown puns for about three years, four tops...
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Replying to @UKHospKate
Absolutely Kate - I have a CBILS Loan of £ 800k of which £100k paid back - so the Govt encouraged ‘Help’ has put so many into Debt that restricts ability to reinvest ! And now after 14 months back trading we have escalating Interest Rates too ! It’s Mad 😡 Need VAT cut to 10% Now
Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
the dad in a gravy advert watching his child taking the last roast potato
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Liz Truss is apparently taking to the stage later ‘to a 90s classic’
If it’s Firestarter then I win a bet
Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
Liz Truss hasn’t so much fallen at the first hurdle as commited suicide with the starting pistol
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Come along this Thursday if you can please! Let’s support our local bottle shops 🍺
@LoveLeamington ⬇️ – at Leamington Spa, England
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
When Huw Edwards gets home, do you reckon he can't stop narrating. "The fridge there, of course... a great thing for keeping liquid cold, as it has done for many years. The milk, a favourite of her late majesty, now... into my tea. A real atmosphere in the kitchen here tonight."
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Spoke to Nicky Campbell on @bbc5live about the urgent need for support for pubs with many now loss making through energy cost increases & facing failure. #PubsMatter #ProtectOurHeritage #NOTJUSTAPUB #HeartoftheCommunity @BIIandBIIAB
Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
Wingdom Wings are 3 bone, a full wing made up of a flat, a drum and a tip. Accept no substitutes. Double dipped, crispy fried and sauced!
#sizedoesmatter #wingwednesdays #giveusawing #burgers #wings #bao #craftbeer #craftnotcrap #softserve @wingfestuk #jaws #trex #icecream






















