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Sam's Dirk

@SamsDirk

Aspiration: To make an appearance in Voyager. Sam Heughan Parody Account

 Under Sam's Kilt
Joined June 2015
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Wonder when I make my seasonal debut…need to mark my calendar. #whiteridingtrousers 😉
A Princess For Christmas (@PrincessForXmas) profile pictureA Princess For Christmas@PrincessForXmas10 Jan 2022
“A Princess for Christmas” is available for purchased viewing on @netflix, @PrimeVideo, @IMDbTV, @Tubi, @iTunes, @AppleTV, YouTube Movies, & on local stations such as @hallmarkmovie! CAST: @SamHeughan, #KatieMcGrath, @sirrogermoore, @travisturner87, @michaeldamian1, & more!
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Yeah...I still don’t want the honey pot. Not even for 50% off. Or 75%. Or 100%....
BigAppleOutlander (@NYCOutlander) profile pictureBigAppleOutlander@NYCOutlander7 Nov 2020
Only @Outlander_STARZ fans will understand this! 🤣🤣🤣 @caitrionambalfe @SamHeughan #outlander #honeypot
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God bless America. Seriously thrilled and especially for Kamala Harris! Historic!❤️🇺🇸
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I missed it. I look good in it, too. 😉
A Princess For Christmas (@PrincessForXmas) profile pictureA Princess For Christmas@PrincessForXmas7 Nov 2020
Anyone watching “A Princess for Christmas” on @hallmarkmovie today? Tweet us your thoughts!
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Admit it. You had the same thought. #fixedit
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Happy #NationalComingOutDay
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Ah, good old dick art. @TobiasPhallus makes a lovely canvas. 😉
BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) profile pictureBuzzFeed News
@BuzzFeedNews16 Sep 2018
"American Vandal" transforms the true crime format into ambitious art wrapped in dick jokes buzzfeednews.com/article/ala…
“American Vandal” On Netflix Is Potty Humor Turned Prestige TV

“American Vandal” On Netflix Is Potty Humor Turned Prestige TV

American Vandal transforms the true crime format into ambitious art wrapped in dick jokes.

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Does lube count? @TobiasPhallus
Stats Britain (@StatsBritain) profile pictureStats Britain@StatsBritain6 Sep 2018
Couples 87% of Britons would pay to see fight in jelly: 1 Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman 2 Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles 3 The Queen and Prince Philip
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We didn’t make the list, @TobiasPhallus 😢
Stats Britain (@StatsBritain) profile pictureStats Britain@StatsBritain6 Sep 2018
Britain's cutest couples: 1 Tea and Biscuits 2 Louis and Harry 3 Ian and Patrick 4 Dan and Phil 5 The Queen and Prince Philip
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Phil or Frank? Blond or Brunette?#StillMassivelySuave
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My Dirk is very long indeed. Very long. xitter.cf/TallShipProds/status/1…
Maril Davis (@TallShipProds) profile pictureMaril Davis@TallShipProds31 Aug 2018
Season 4 is almost here!!! Get ready! #November4th @Outlander_STARZ
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Hi @TobiasPhallus
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Sorry for the absence, life has been a wee bit busy recently (in a good way!). Miss everyone. Happy humping to all!
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Gaga movie!!! 🤩❤️😭😵 xitter.cf/thr/status/10044028531…
The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) profile pictureThe Hollywood Reporter
@THR6 Jun 2018
.@ladygaga hits the stage in first #AStarIsBorn trailer.

Trailer: 'A Star Is Born'

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Shoot, I missed celebrating your Twitter Anniversary @TobiasPhallus. Happy 3 Years (+ 3 Days)! Feel free to dole out some spankings for my forgetfulness, I deserve to be punished. Hard. 😈
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This is why y'all can't have Straight Pride month xitter.cf/Cosmopolitan/status/80…
Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) profile pictureCosmopolitan
@Cosmopolitan16 Dec 2016
My husband loves leaving fruit in my vagina all day so he can eat it later cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/ne…
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Don’t fuck with Sherlock Holmes xitter.cf/guardian/status/100295…
The Guardian (@guardian) profile pictureThe Guardian
@guardian2 Jun 2018
Benedict Cumberbatch 'saves cyclist from four attackers in London' trib.al/sZbHndX

Benedict Cumberbatch 'saves cyclist from four attackers in London'

Sherlock actor said to have jumped out of cab after seeing Deliveroo rider being attacked

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Great memories of this historic flag raising ceremony on Parliament Hill – a symbol of our commitment to build a country where we are all free to be who we are and love who we love. Happy #PrideMonth! xitter.cf/JustinTrudeau/status/7…
Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) profile pictureJustin Trudeau
@JustinTrudeau1 Jun 2016
A beautiful day to raise the #Pride flag on Parliament Hill for the first time ever!
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Today marks the 65th Anniversary of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II at Westminster Abbey. #CoronationDay
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Dig through the majority of the cast credits on 'The Terror' and it’s not hard to see the next generation of leading men and character actors poised for success. buff.ly/2sjADyk
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