Small Liberal Arts College

Young and successful

Sometimes you see a friend start a video in their bathroom and assume they’re going to shave their head but they don’t…that’s ok!!!

RIP Steve Jobs, I would've loved to beat your ass

Majoring in JFL at NYU

I really hope comedy works out and I don't have to resort to my backup plan (being a singer songwriter with a few hit singles and a solid fanbase)

Starting a veteran owned sock company and yeah… we’re doing stripes!!!

When every member of a band is skinny it's like...relax, pal!

Why are rats always running in alleyways? Buddy, this is your house, you can walk.

“Chicago is soooo dangerous” Do you know how many improv theatres there are here??

I love graphic tees

Audiences at comedy shows should make it about themselves!

My life would be easier if I looked good in trucker hats

Happy Oscar's day to my mom who is going to watch the preshow to see the outfits!

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee but every car is a 2004 Honda Civic

It took everything in me to not write "HAKAS" on my two weeks notice

Can’t wait until my friends have kids and I can buy them a tiny gun for their birthday and act like I don’t understand why that’s inappropriate

Would love to give a penguin a tummy rub. Twitter? Do your thing!

Just found out that Ridley Scott is not the name of a beautiful woman who wears jumpsuits

I would kill god for $700