Sammy Vevang

Wow.. I totally underestimated the skill required to get a duvet into a duvet cover. #whomadethese

I really hope my future husband doesn't base my wife abilities on how well I can cut a watermelon. #whyisthissohard

Reason #79 going out for dinner is better than going out to the club: I would rather grind pepper than be grinded on.

Bowling Update: @minakeradam is welcome to leave any time.

Bowling Update: I am literally trying any type of throw and I still can't catch Selina. Things are getting heated.

Bowling update: Selina is having the time of her life.

Selina (my mother)'s idea of a social outing for the fam is a Saturday afternoon at the bowling alley. #imawfulatthisgame

Mom: "Sam, you have got to stop looking at pictures of puppies to buy. You're just getting depressed." #iwantapuppyrealbad

I can't decide if I love or hate Taylor Swift and it's ruining my life.

Nope, I'm not judging you at all for having a "Safety First" sticker on the back of your Equinox..

If you don't have winter tires and you're skidding around like Bambi on ice, then I am forced to assume your whole life is a mess.

Missing the sun and my favorite BC people today👭👭☀ @KasiahDanelle @JanayaMariee @jessicavevang

I have just been informed that Grey's Anatomy is on Netflix. What a glorious time to be alive!

Reading through my benefits package for work, apparently I'm not covered if I get hurt while involved in a riot.. #howdarethey #rude

The things @jessicavevang and I do for fun on a Saturday night✌

Looked up steps for making a Long Island iced tea, ain't even mad about this demonstration.. 😏

“@SonofConway: Do I exercise? Well Walmart puts milk in the back so that's a pretty far walk.” @minakeradam #milkaddicts

I honestly hope that my future boyfriend never ever "WCW"'s me.. #youretackyandihateyou