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Joined July 2023
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I used Chat GPT to cook egusi soup, I'm so finished 😭😭😭💔.
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FFS MAN!!!!! 💔
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They're going from Carrick to Pochettino. Two years of banter has been renewed😭❤️
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NOOOOOOO!!!! DON'T SACK CARRICK FFS 😭🙏
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Some players make you fall in love with football. Others make you fall in love with a club. Steven Gerrard did both. ❤️🐐
Who's your fav player of all time that's played for your team? 🤔
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Goals scored in all competitions this season: Manchester United -24 Chelsea - 28 Arsenal - 31 "Underwhelming Attack" Liverpool - 35
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Hear me out Liverpool fans
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They mocked us of using his Newcastle comps, now we have more than enough Liverpool comps 😭❤️ xitter.cf/LFC_Tandy/status/21197…
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Trey Nyoni teaching £100m rated Adam Wharton and Kamada some midfield lessons.
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You come at the gun man, you got your response 🇸🇪
One day Liverpool fans will say the truth about this Isak guy
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Even when Liverpool was going on a 30 years trophy drought, I never witness my club in such position 😭😭😭.
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GOOOOOAL ASTON VILLA!!!!! TALK ABOUT COME BACK NOW BASTADDSSSSSSS!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Manchester United are doing comeback gimmick just when they're about to play Liverpool.
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Say nothing, just laugh at Manchester United and repost 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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GOOOOOOAL ALLYSON!!!!! LET'S LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS" 🤡
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Alexander Isak 7 Goals in 10 games. The golden boot and Ballon d'Or charge is on 🇸🇪
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GOOOOOOOL ALEXANDER ISAK!!!!! BEST STRIKER IN THE WORLD!!!!!! WE HAVE ARRIVEDDDDDDDDDD
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GOOOOOOOAL FLORIANNN WIRTZ!!!!!!!! GET INNNNN!!! WHAT AN ASSIST FROM BARCOLA!!
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Mac Allister is one of the shortest players in this Liverpool team, yet he’s somehow managed to score more headers than anyone else. 😭 The irony is baffling.
Liverpool 🔴 lead 1-0 at HT. What's your thoughts been on the game so far? Easy win for the reds?! xitter.cf/William93661278/status…
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MAC ALISTERRRRRRRRRR MY ARGENTINE GOATTTT!!!! GOOOOOOOAL!!!
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