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samie fetzer

@SamieFetzer2

well versed in bird law

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Joined September 2009
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happy best friend day to my best friend
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Oh my god.
Action News 5 (@WMCActionNews5) profile pictureAction News 5@WMCActionNews5Oct 22
ButterBurger and cheese curds, please! The Mid-South’s first Culver’s location is in the works.👉t.ly/EFEqI
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K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) profile picture
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@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 7
Trump to children: "You're so good-looking"
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no @flymemphis I actually love landing at 12:20 AM just to get to wait 30+ minutes waiting for a gate agent to get off my flight, thanks so much.
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Royce White beat his wife and kid so badly a judge gave him a 50-year restraining order. But sure, tell me more about “protecting women.”
MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) profile pictureMAGA Voice
@MAGAVoiceAug 29
Royce White met up with Riley Gaines at the WNBA game. Protect WOMEN at all costs 🙏
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Headquarters
@HQNewsNowAug 14
Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's just not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare, I don't think that's equivalent. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
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SimpsonsNBA@SimpsonsNBAAug 5
right on cue
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Underdog WNBA (@UnderdogWNBA) profile pictureUnderdog WNBA
@UnderdogWNBAAug 5
Sophie Cunningham: "The WNBA media, all we ever do is cover everything except basketball ... You can talk about other things, those are great stories, it shows fans who people outside of the court, but I think we gotta keep the main thing the main thing."
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Eden Dranger
@Eden_EatsJul 28
I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!
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When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives
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I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid
Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) profile pictureMike Lee
@BasedMikeLeeJun 30
If a woman gives birth at the Supreme Court, is her baby entitled to automatic status as a justice?
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This is so bad
Netflix (@netflix) profile pictureNetflix
@netflixJun 15
It's a show? It's a lifestyle. It's a religion. We are sorry to say that Gilmore Girls Seasons 1-7 will be leaving Netflix in the US on June 30. Raising a cup of coffee to every fan who visited Stars Hollow with us.
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Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"
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Mr.K (@Realsociedad10m) profile pictureMr.K
@Realsociedad10mJun 11
W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ 宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高
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bia@biawexlerJun 10
saw you from across the bar and we're really digging your vibe
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elham 🖤@elhammohamudMay 27
“We might as well discuss the details before I put them in the ground and cover them in dirt.” #summerhouse
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elham 🖤@elhammohamudMay 27
Lindsay Hubbard reading West with such ease. #summerhouse
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kyle@kgeichMay 27
One day your kids are gonna ask where you were for the 2026 Summer House Reunion
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Clifton Duncan
@CliftonDuncanMay 18
Sometimes a sentence cuts right to the heart of the human experience in a profound way.
Bob Golen (@BobGolen) profile pictureBob Golen
@BobGolenMay 17
I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
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It was a fantastic show.
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyMay 14
“Rooster” achieved HBO’s most-watched debut season for a comedy series in more than 15 years, averaging 6.5 million viewers across all 10 episodes. The only HBO comedies to outperform “Rooster” in their first seasons were “Hung” in 2009 and “Sex and the City” in 1998. variety.com/2026/tv/news/roo…
‘Rooster’ Is HBO’s Biggest Comedy Launch Since ‘Hung’ and ‘Sex and the City,’ Averaging 6.5 Million...

‘Rooster’ Is HBO’s Biggest Comedy Launch Since ‘Hung’ and ‘Sex and the City,’ Averaging 6.5 Million...

'Rooster' is HBO's most-watched first-season comedy since 'Hung' in 2009 and 'Sex and the City' and 1998.

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caitie delaney@caitiedelaneyMay 13
Widow’s Bay on Apple TV
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@PopBaseMay 12
Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review: “Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”
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