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Sami

@Sami_MUFC_

i’m in an emotionally abusive relationship with Manchester United (all the opinions on my page are mine and mine alone)

 South Africa
Joined June 2012
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Looked like there was space between bat and ball, but there’s a spike? Very suspicious #INDvsWI
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Mo Salah given a controversial penalty. Bafana denied a CLEAR penalty. This referee has been a disgrace! #AFCON2025 #EGYRSA
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#UPGRADUATION2025: At 17, Mongiwa Hazel Ntuli is graduating with a degree in Actuarial Science from UP. Her journey is one of accelerated schooling, faith and a dream to uplift her family. Read more: ow.ly/42lp50VZU0u #UniversityOfPretoria
Image from University of Pretoria (@UPTuks)
Image from University of Pretoria (@UPTuks)
Image from University of Pretoria (@UPTuks)
Image from University of Pretoria (@UPTuks)
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brb uncontrollably sobbing
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Tyla’s new "Bliss" Erewhon smoothie supports a South African organization, 18TWENTY18, to help girls with education and personal development!!
Image from Tygers * Access (@TygersAccess)
Image from Tygers * Access (@TygersAccess)
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Honestly can’t with this team anymore. How do we keep hitting new lows???
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I always trick you guys 🥰 my NEW album I Said I Love You First with my best friend @itsbennyblanco, is out on 3/21 🖤 sgxbb.lnk.to/ISaidILoveYouFi…
Image from Selena Gomez (@selenagomez)
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fucked up.
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Please be careful out there on the roads. Was behind this guy driving 100km in a 120km and finally get a chance to overtake and after I start overtaking this guy speeds up to about 130km and then there’s a car in the oncoming lane. Managed to overtake, but honestly???
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My mom visiting me and my neighbours decide to have very loud sex for the first time ever🫠 Now we awkwardly watching a movie and pretending it’s not happening.
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Line outs were terrible today. Need to practice more #ENGvsRSA
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England choked there #ENGvsRSA
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Definitely resigning from my 9-5 ngikhathele ukukhala njalo. Every other day ngiyakhala because kuno mama ona 56 years who has made it her mission to bully me?! It’s been like this since 2019 when I got hired lapha nxa..
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Yeah this is exactly as expected cause we have overpaid morons playing
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This may end badly🥲
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Thank goodness😭
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Turned off the City game because why can’t we have this?
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At some point I need to prioritise my mental health and stop watching football😭
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There should be an option to mute crowd noise😭 #INDvENG
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