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Uthman

@Sameermzee

@F1 nerd|Movies|Tv shows|Games| Chinese student| https://xitter.cf/t.co/pd5aNroWUf

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Joined February 2022
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Nanga tingalime!!! 🥹🇲🇼 Beyond proud of our Temwa 🫶 (via @CAFwomen)
Temwa celebrating her goal with a Malawi teammate

ALT Temwa celebrating her goal with a Malawi teammate

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A moment of silence for those who missed Australia Vs Türkiye
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Eh Victoria uli kuti💀🙌, please reshare and report any info that might help
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😂 Andiwuzeni ndisiye phone pansi , I’m literally texting from the bathroom! I’ll be back soon, but listen… Can you please register on mthandizi.com and start contributing data? 💰 Kodi mukudziwa kuti kuli monetization?? Here’s how: 1️⃣ Click “Get Started” 2️⃣ Register as a Contributor 3️⃣ Earn 30% from the revenue as our proudly Malawian platform grows! 🇲🇼🔥 The more you contribute, the more you earn as Mthandizi grows! ⚠️ Note: Any data you provide goes through a review process for accuracy and transparency — we keep it legit! 👉 Register now: mthandizi.com #Mthandizi #EarnWithMthandizi #ProudlyMalawian #DigitalMalawi 🔥🔥🔥
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Ndikuona ngati anthu ambili document iyi sitimaziwa. It's out there for free koma ndi yathu ija pachi malawi, yongopanga download osawelenga ija ndufuna nzikugailani ma page folo daily pa TL pa muziwelenga mokakamizika😂... If you like the idea, repost and leave a comment.
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Good morning Beloved. Mbatatesi ya Vayileti iyi, Mk1,000 pa spoon. Available in Lilongwe area 23. Chonde ndiguleni😔
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Yes, but... (@MalcontentPizza) profile pictureYes, but...@MalcontentPizza30 Oct 2025
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One sign of wasted school fees is using a bucket as a unit of measure for potatoes.
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NEW: How a K300M Toyota Land Cruiser stolen in Zimbabwe was cleared, imported & sold in Malawi in one day. Forged MRA & Interpol docs fooled authorities, Lilongwe court returned it to buyer, while the real owner fights back. By @mcbrams Link: pijmalawi.org/show-story/the…
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Someone might find this helpful. Retweet
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Come check us out at Kumbali Live on 25th October.
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NEW: We expose how 50kg of gold seized at Chileka Airport vanished after calls from senior politicians & police bosses. And how the officer who made the arrest was punished. Malawi's gold wealth isn't stolen—it's being smuggled with state protection. pijmalawi.org/show-story/how…
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I have exciting news: this week, you can get 3 of my published books 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙀 with @AmazonKindle. Just download your Kindle app, create an @Amazon account (if you do not already have one), search for my full name to get my books, and click ‘Get Book’. Happy reading! 🤍✨
Nthanda Manduwi is a Malawian storyteller, entrepreneur, and thinker whose writing explores power, development, identity, and the human pursuit of possibility. Her work moves fluidly between intimate life lessons and sweeping critiques of global systems, creating a bridge between the personal and the political. Read more about her books: nthanda.com/books

ALT Nthanda Manduwi is a Malawian storyteller, entrepreneur, and thinker whose writing explores power, development, identity, and the human pursuit of possibility. Her work moves fluidly between intimate life lessons and sweeping critiques of global systems, creating a bridge between the personal and the political. Read more about her books: nthanda.com/books

nthanda manduwi (@NthandaManduwi) profile picturenthanda manduwi@NthandaManduwi27 Sep 2025
Because why just publish a book, when you can establish an imprint? It is clearest to me I will be spending my life telling necessary stories, and it is imperative to me that African stories are told on our terms. Introducing Bien Books—a literary imprint of @BienAfrica 🤍✨
Bien Books is a publishing imprint by Bien Africa, dedicated to amplifying powerful African voices and stories on the global stage. We champion authors who challenge narratives, spark critical thinking, and celebrate creativity across genres — from thought leadership and social commentary to memoir and innovation. Our approach blends world-class editorial support with design, branding, and distribution strategies that position African stories to reach audiences everywhere. Publish with us and bring your story to life with the care, craft, and global reach it deserves: bienafrica.com/publishing

ALT Bien Books is a publishing imprint by Bien Africa, dedicated to amplifying powerful African voices and stories on the global stage. We champion authors who challenge narratives, spark critical thinking, and celebrate creativity across genres — from thought leadership and social commentary to memoir and innovation. Our approach blends world-class editorial support with design, branding, and distribution strategies that position African stories to reach audiences everywhere. Publish with us and bring your story to life with the care, craft, and global reach it deserves: bienafrica.com/publishing

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LUANAR graduate takes cabbage farming seriously. Congrats Celine Phuka. Cabbage readily available, those who want can contact her on: 0999555589. Prices range from K500 to K1,500.
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Wassup X, I'm a Malawian🇲🇼 clothes artist and here are some of the clothes I have hand painted lately
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MlimiPay Limited is looking for a creative freelance graphic designer! We want someone on a monthly retainer to handle all our designs social media, marketing, branding & more. ✅ Charge per month ✅ Clear number of designs 📩 Send your portfolio & rates to hello@mlimipay.com – at Malawi
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Guys my friend has lost Her brown pencil case National id Student id (KUHES) Masm id Unimed id NBS ATM card SHE LOST IT IN LIMBE. All under the name of PHOEBE GAWANI. If you happen to come across it please give it back to her. Please retweet 🙏🏻
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Hello Twitter Fam, we're thrilled to announce that we've opened a Rice Mill in Area 25B. It's K3,000/ bag . Come through and support us Contact : +265884178892 (Whatsapp) +265888027660(Whatsapp) +265993178892(Calls) Please RT🙏🏾
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Guys I've Khobwe 300 bags tithandizeni kusaka msika please, You can call me on 0984962509,Am in Salima
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This kid is 10 year old Faith Chunga and we are helping her to travel to India to have a surgery. She was diagnosed with Tetralogy of Fallot when she was 6, a heart condition that makes her have difficulties in breathing. We are raising MK17,000,000 for her. Please like/RT.
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Matabwa from Raiply. Remaining with ma 2×6 (K34,000) and ma 2×4(K23,000). Ndimalizeni mabwana ndi madona.
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Business twitter what are you selling today guys?
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