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Samford

@Sam_dubya

Birminghamalam, Alabalabingbong

Joined June 2009
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Had these earrings in and a little kid asked if I stapled my ears lmao
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real recognize real #MyTwitterAnniversary love how my twitter fam is people from very random phases of life but wow u don't choose your family u know?? love all 9 of you very much.
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Went brunette. Crushed patient exam check-offs today. Feeling hot!!!!
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Delicious guacamole. Please send my compliments to the chef @gracielowrance
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Oysters
44%raw
31%char-grilled
25%V. vulnificus!!!!! 🤮
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Without stimulus: Gala With stimulus: Honeycrisp
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he could move that boat i know he could
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When RuCo keeps canceling school
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@wpatrick25
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This is the best middle school band picture.
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Remember when Tom Hanks got covid and we thought everything was going to be okay
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Bridgerton is 1800’s Gossip Girl
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Did u know it was supposed to be Fast & Furious Birmingham Drift but the locals were such aggressive drivers it was too difficult to discern who was street racing and who was simply commuting to work
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Dads are just so dadish and I don’t want them to change
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Ok it’s time I tell you guys My first day of grad school I forgot my business shoes for lecture so had to wear my lab shoes and Tbh kinda matched so ppl thought I wore this on purpose :(
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Please go watch Dana Stopinski's snap chat stories immediately lolololol
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hahahah @DanaStopinski this was from when you got your wisdom teeth out
What like you guys expected me to turn out normal knowing full well for 18 years my parents bought Peter Pan over Jif?
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Me: don’t Me: seriously no that’s weird Me: YOU WERE IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT
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